How Many 90 Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

[blessingx]

How Many 90 Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

The Ground Rules:
You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
There are no weapons or foreign objects, and all 90 year olds must be capable of standing and walking (no wheelchairs)
Everyone is wearing a cup - so no groin kicks
The elderly are fearless and will fight to the death
If a 90 year old is knocked unconscious, they are "out." The same goes for you.

[aardvark baguette]

[oogabooga]

Us Canadians go easy on the old-timers...

[spritzer]

Must be the viking blood as they spared no one....

[Dusty Chalk]

[jinp6301]

Must be the viking blood as they spared no one....

of course Thor can take on the most 90 year olds!

[Aura]

[aardvark baguette]

[Salt Peanuts]

[Fungi]

Wimp.

[Duggeh]

I think its clear. Us Scots bow down to our Icelandic brothers in terms of the beating of the hoards of agressive old folk.

I would contend however, that your average Scottish old person is younger and fitter than most, because to reach that age they have to get past the highest rate of coronary heart disease and alcohol related chronic illness in the developed world.

[oogabooga]

I would contend however, that your average Scottish old person is younger and fitter than most, because to reach that age they have to get past the highest rate of coronary heart disease and alcohol related chronic illness in the developed world.

Wouldn't that make them slower and less fit than most, what with all the heart tissue-scarring from the CHD and the alcohol consumption making their livers larger than their sporran?

[Voltron]

Stupid fragile old people.

[deepak]

I think its clear. Us Scots bow down to our Icelandic brothers in terms of the beating of the hoards of agressive old folk.

I would contend however, that your average Scottish old person is younger and fitter than most, because to reach that age they have to get past the highest rate of coronary heart disease and alcohol related chronic illness in the developed world.

It makes me smile knowing there is a criteria named after the city of Glasgow for alcohol induced pancreatitis

[Duggeh]

I was born in glasgow, so just watch it!



*dies from premature NED attack*

[manaox2]

Personally, I don't believe I could take more then three or four to the death. I think I'm a little intimidated after seeing Gran Turino.

[atothex]

I don't know how to paste. =(
But I scored a manly man 27. =D

[EdipisReks]

i'm pretty good at changing numbers in a URL, that's for damn sure.

[morphsci]

Hmmm .. I grew up in Chicago plus I have a very high opinion of myself

[ingwe]

Is there a FAA regulation?

<rub-eyes/>

Oh. Never mind...