Cleaned my apartment. Found all sorts of shit.
a Metro card with about $30 on it (and a picture of some great cats of some variety or another, the real reason I missed it)
my Rotring
my prescription sunglasses
a shoe — just the one, don’t know where its mate is
a notice that my car is paid off...since July or August or so
a tin full of picks
a library card
A bunch of tins of mints
a flattened, sealed bag of chips
a couple different earplugs
A strat body
enough Allegra-D to start my own meth lab
A special case (Xmas) of Maestro Dobel Diamante (that’s tequila, right?)
an almost smooshed carton of almond milk
...
Anyway, you get the idea.