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Don't make me call out the ADA on your asses! That's the Alaskan Dyke Association for those not in the know, and those are some tough customers. Yay Stretch!!!

I see the point about the existing title having more than one meaning. I also think Tyll's wood polishing, Al's looking for Mr. Woodbar and Justin's ideas are hilarious.

To celebrate and commemorate the acceptance you fine people have shown, I'd like to propose a contest for a new related custom title if the mods be willing. I know this is asking for trouble, but I think it could be great fun. Give it your best shot everyone, and don't hold back! Nate if this is acceptable would you do the honors of choosing the winning entry?

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Well I thought about saying "You poor ugly bastard, you're just fucked, crawl in a hole", But decided to give the little shit some hope to cling to. Damn Jeff, just caught the news. Total fucking bummer. Fingers crossed that the gear survived!

Well speaking for team 'Mo' Olyphant is no slouch either.

Damn! I miss that Giordano's deep dish pizza so much already!

Thanks Nate, I appreciate that. And if that fails to work, I have nail guns.

Great news! She's a lucky girl too. You're a great guy, just give her that killer smile of yours and she'll be putty in your hands.

Yes you did, and thankfully so, as the midnight meat run is a big part of gay life.

WTF? Sand dancing is awesome! I do it at least once a week. Keep the twirls to a minimum though, they look at you funny.

Good season finally.

Well yeah, they're all kind of tight for me the first time. Except maybe MPI who had no muscle control left by then.

I was there when he was measuring it. Yes the guys were present. Tyll being Tyll of coarse minced no words, but he did let them down somewhat softly. They did measure very similar to Grados.

Is that coming out in 3D?

Me too! The front half.

^ Oh no he di int !

That's also the reason we didn't let you all in our room. We knew that once you saw our shoes and traveling accoutrement perfectly laid out that it'd be a dead giveaway. Fitz and I even made new lampshades out of Woo Audio cardboard headphone stands, and used our lanyards to make some lovely drapery tie backs. And of coarse strategically placed potpourri bowls finished everything off nicely. If anyone else decides to come out though we may need to reserve more thread space. Speaking just for myself Ed, that's kind of the point. But I understand you're looking out for us and I appreciate that.

Just talked to my Mom. Told her I came out to the forum. She got quiet. I told her that you people are the best people I've ever met, and the news was received better than I ever could have hoped for. She's still a bit nervous, but you know Mothers. She knew my friend that was killed, and she absolutely freaked at the news. She tried to get me on a plane immediately afterward, and she worries incessantly about people finding out about me. I guess I'll always be her little boy, even at 50. If SandJam comes to fruition I'll have to bring her up to meet everyone. That will definitely put her at ease. You folks are the best! I'm very blessed to know each and every one of you. BTW, I forgot to mention that I told Marc at the airport on the way home. He and I have gotten to be friends outside of the internet for a while now, and I wanted to tell him face to face. I got a bit choked up when talking about the death of my friend, all this in the middle of 7000 people, and instead of being the least bit embarrassed, he patted me on the shoulder and showed honest concern. You're definitely one of the good guys Marc, and thanks for being my friend!

Quite true, and you haven't even met me in person. You've been paying attention. Thanks Tyll, you da man! And if you ever need company on your motorcycling trips I'll be your BOB any day! (bitch on the back)

Vicki is indeed straight. She is also quite lovely, and I'm a little sad I'm gay because I'd totally hit on her!

This is absolutely true. It's written in our gay history books that our gay ancestors did not like the color of hetero blood. They found it just too Vermilion, so they added a bit of a lovely shade of Lavender they named Heather Dawn. The viscosity is purely a result of some of the things we tend to swallow. Two reasons...#1: We just got tired of waiting for Cher to finish up, so we could get the procedure done. #2: Gay babies are raised on Banana Daiquiris. I assumed this was common knowledge, sorry for the misunderstanding. We're squaring this away with our press agent as we speak. They're FABULOUS !

Given your musical taste I was really expecting you to follow me in coming out! Then I thought about it and realized no self respecting homo would listen to that crap, so you must be straight.

NTTAWWT !

Didn't I just say that?