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Happy Birthday Erwin.

Do you put your cart before the horse
Do you cast pearls before swine
Do you let things run their course
Are you just in the nick of time

Is it out of the frying pan
Or over the rainbow
Is it water under the dam
Is it what you say or what you know

Are you Under the weather
Or are you up and away
Is it age before beauty
Is it time to make hay

Put your nose to the grindstone
Are your Boots on the ground
If your foots in your mouth
Where’s your tongue to be found

Got your back to the wall
Got your Tit in a wringer
Are you Over the hill 
Are you still a humdinger

Is it Much ado about nothing
Are you over the hump
On pins and needles
Or down in the dump

Are you over the moon, 
Or Up the creek
Down the tubes
Or clumsy as a geek

Are you down on your luck
Or are you up and away
Are you Through and through
Or king for a day

Out of luck
Are you under the gun
Into the fire
Or are you under the sun

At this point I’ve got to tell you my friend
You really must be dumb as a clam
If you read this to the very end
You’re even more boring than I am

Wink.... ;)

 

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Thanks for the birthday wishes, gents...    :P

... and for you John, it is my melancholy duty to inform you of the unavoidable hazards and challenges that await you as you also advance in you sojourn on this mortal coil and the years take their unavoidable toll on your mortal frame as the incessant passage of time rolls on it will also be your lot to participate in the intriguing and enigmatic pursuits of fulfilment of being which many strive for but few attain a satisfactory answer for beyond the three words of live, consume and die which are a very specious and vacuous explanation of what it is to be a sentient being who is on a journey through what is loosely termed life with all its variety and vicissitudes which assault out mortality on a moment to moment basis in the hope of achieving some modicum of intellectual satisfaction that you may be able and find desirable to transmit to the next generation of youthful felons and denizens which inhabit and infest this planetary orb which will necessarily require you to very carefully examine your ethos and credo that you desire to impart to those poor benighted latter generation to enlighten them in their eager search and attainment of their earthly pursuits, or, perhaps, not.....   :blink: 

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