guzziguy Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Gravity, of course. It runs downhill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepak Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Free range chicken broth. I'm on a clear liquid diet today. Colonoscopy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzziguy Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Colonoscopy? Bingo. At least I get some a good drug dose out of it. It's almost worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzziguy Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 that's disappointingly pedestrian. Indeed. It was pretty disappointing all around. And it's still around 22 hours before I can eat anything solid again. Between that and the crap I have to start taking (now unfortunately), today is going to be a very disappointing day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepak Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Indeed. It was pretty disappointing all around. And it's still around 22 hours before I can eat anything solid again. Between that and the crap I have to start taking (now unfortunately), today is going to be a very disappointing day. The sodium picosulphate is pretty nasty Our chief of gastro had the med students try a few glasses to get an understanding of how terrible it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBLoudG20 Posted September 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Remind me to never have a camera shoved up my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzziguy Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 The sodium picosulphate is pretty nasty Our chief of gastro had the med students try a few glasses to get an understanding of how terrible it is I'm about to start. I have a HalfLytely & Bisacodyl tablets Bowel Prop Kit. Here are the instructions. I've put them in Spoiler tags so that one doesn't have to see it if it's TMI. Take bisocodyl tablets with water.Mix HalfLytely solution and refrigerate. HalfLytely is PEG-3350, sodium chloride, sodium bicarbonate and potassium chloride.Wait for a bowel movement. After a bowel movement occurs (usually in 1-6 hours) begin to drink the solution. Even if a bowel movement does not occur within 6 hours, begin to drink the solution.Drink all the solution. Drink 1 (8 oz) glass of solution every 10 minutes until solution is gone. A watery bowel movement should begin in approximately 1 hour. You will continue to have loose bowel movements for about 1 to 2 hours after finishing. I didn't measure it but it looks like it makes about 1 liter. I'll measure it later, when I'm done. I chose the orange flavoring. Lemon-lime and cherry are also options. I made the solution first, to give it a better chance to get cold. Here goes with the Bisacodyl tablets. Don't worry, there will be no more "progress" reports. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzziguy Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Remind me to never have a camera shoved up my ass. It beats the hell out of getting colon cancer. This is my second full colonoscopy. The doctor found and removed a pre-cancerous polyp the last time. So, while I might bitch a bit about it, I'll gladly have the necessary regular checks for more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepak Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Yeah the screening program is quite good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
909 Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 moon cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knuckledragger Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Spinach salad with tomatoes, olives, feta cheese and Silver Palate Sun Dried Tomato dressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzziguy Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Yay, I can eat solid food again. Chinese food tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grawk Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 chicken and green beans stir fried in sesame oil with thai garlic pepper sauce over rice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackmore Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 How about fucking caviar with Stoli... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grawk Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 I personally wouldn't consider having sex with sturgeon eggs. I had "cup o' noodles" and a corn tortilla with cheese for dinner tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jinp6301 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 tuna burger and sweet potato fries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dweeb Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 BBQ swordfish and a mojito Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzziguy Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 True North 100% Natural Pistachio Crisps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
909 Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 roasted almonds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostonetr Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 This is actually a little late. Meant to post this from a few this weekend. For mcbobble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
909 Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 made a little eggplant parmesan for dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASantos Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 A liquid strawberry yogurt, a pear and a cereal bar! Healthy mid morning snack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzziguy Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Left over cold pepperoni and sausage pizza. Yum! Of course, the birds think so too, so I have to give them the crusts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBLoudG20 Posted September 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 Left over cold pepperoni and sausage pizza. Yum! Of course, the birds think so too, so I have to give them the crusts. One of my favorites. When cold, I like to bathe it in tabasco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzziguy Posted September 10, 2008 Report Share Posted September 10, 2008 One of my favorites. When cold, I like to bathe it in tabasco. The birds get mad at me when I give them hot sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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