Spiug31 Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 In the same vein as the Movie and Music Lyric threads. Series: Red Dwarf Episode: Stasis leak Rimmer: Now kindly cluck off, before I extract your gibblets, and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with. One of my favourite tv shows for dialogue, peruse these to see what I mean. http://www.freewebs.com/reddwarfquotes/main.htm http://www.theninemuses.net/quotes/reddwarf.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Deadwood: Al Swearengen: Would you close your flap, that I don't forego my boiled eggs. (Johnny Burns is walking around in his long johns with his butt hanging out, which actually do resemble boiled eggs.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiug31 Posted January 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Blackadder the third: Episode: NOB & NOBILITY Edmund Blackadder: Either I think up an idea, or, tomorrow, we die -- which, Baldrick, I have to tell you, I have no intention of doing, because I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I'm deaf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laxx Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 The Unit Charlotte Ryan: "What about us? What about London?" Colonel Tom Ryan: "Can't stand the rain baby." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 BtVS:Too many to list: The entire cookie speech; the "Dawn's in trouble; must be Tuesday" line; this exchange: Buffy: Okay. Um ... how about the expression, 'Vampire slayer'? Vamp: What the hell you talkin' about? Buffy: Wow. Never heard that one. Okay. How about, 'Oh god, my leg, my leg'? The Vampire growls and lunges at her. She ducks his grab, punches him in the face and kicks his leg. His knee buckles and he falls to the ground. Vamp: Oh god! My leg! Uhh... Just for starters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
en480c4 Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 the "Dawn's in trouble; must be Tuesday" line Probably my favorite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark baguette Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Rescue Me (2004) Chief Reilly: Blessed screaming Jesus on a whole-wheat goddamn cracker. ------------------------------ Franco Rivera: He's retarded. Kenny Lou: Like Rainman retarded or Paris Hilton retarded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postjack Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 ...and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I'm deaf. South Park, from the AARP episode: President of AARP: EH?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark baguette Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Dwight Schrute: I have been Michael's number two guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like...Mozart's friend. No. I?m like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like...Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart? You're gonna get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy. ----- Dwight Schrute: Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBLoudG20 Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 The Office: The Pilot Deleted Scenes Michael: (introducing camera to Pam) This is Pam. Every man in the office has sprayed Pam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jinp6301 Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 I'll try not to make this thread into an AD quote thread Michael: So .. this is the magic trick, huh? Gob: "Illusion," Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. [Michael points out that a bunch of kids are staring at Gob with their mouths open] ... Or candy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 Deadwood, Season 3, Episode "Leviathan Smiles" Joanie Stubbs: (D)oes it trouble you, keepin' watch on a dark place? Mose Manuel: No, ma'am, it does not. Especially when I know there's light comin' to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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