thrice Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Yep, I'm bored at work So how about some pretzels Churros suck like Bose Tasty, doughy treat Warm and soft with salt and beer Kind of like your mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n_maher Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! You talkin' bout my mom!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrice Posted April 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Millett boy breaks rules Please respond with a haiku pretzels pretzels pret...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 pretzels taste delicious head-fi nipples twisted fuck shit ass poop fart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n_maher Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 I like salt. Pretzles are so good. Eat them, yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Lights off, TV on; Don't notice when shit explodes; but loud when film soft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Lights off, TV on; Don't notice when shit explodes; but loud when film soft. you're poem should be about pretzels. douche bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Actually, it was. Ask anyone who's ever watched a movie with me -- thrice? Hirsch? You...you...douche water waste, you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrice Posted April 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Trouble with the rules Dusty Chalk's post is OK Let's stay on pretzel* *I cleverly substituted the word pretzel for topic in an effort to be both witty and correct. I know the swap isn't that clever but pretzel all y'all in the pretzelhole if you don't like it. I'll pretzel you up good you motherpretzelers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 You...you...douche water waste, you. wow man, that was uncalled for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 btw, i will use pretzels to destroy all who stand in my way. continue the pretzel entertainment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrice Posted April 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 You...you...douche water waste, you. Wow dude that is harsh perhaps douche "runoff" would be better keep the pretzels clean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 wow man, that was uncalled for!MJG insults; Cries when insulted in kind; Not gonna 'pol'gize No, seriously dude, I hope you know that when we trade quips, it's nothing personal. I certainly take it as the humour I'm sure it's intended as, when you call me "sausage" and such. I was just trying to hit lower than "douche bag", perhaps I sunk a little too low, but think of where the bar was set, and who set it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 MJG insults; Cries when insulted in kind; Not gonna 'pol'gize No, seriously dude, I hope you know that when we trade quips, it's nothing personal. I certainly take it as the humour I'm sure it's intended as, when you call me "sausage" and such. I was just trying to hit lower than "douche bag", perhaps I sunk a little too low, but think of where the bar was set, and who set it. I know you were kidding... what a douche bag for trying to apologize. hehe lighten up fella. i'm a big boy and i can take a joke... but you got nothing on me foolio. btw, your gay. sausages are your friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrice Posted April 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Hey sausage douche bags Take your sausage love love away Viva la pretzels!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acs236 Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 No pretzled bread, eh? I see you're a Churro Man. See you in hell, Bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aerius Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 I ate a pretzel It gave me diarrhea Pretzels fucking suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Nice backpedal there Sausage fact'ry floor sweepings You still crybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 dusty drinks urine pretzels own his ass proper david hasselhoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrice Posted April 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 pretzel ass proper sounds like your mom is busy with dusty's sausage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 once, twice, thrice the price dustys mom costs per swallow the fine pretzel treat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hirsch Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Dusty Chalk and pretzels sound like a garbage disposal. Loud-ass combo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungrych Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 How could I miss this Pretzels are the best evar Shut up mjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanoha Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Pretzels are life source Life source is happy soul food Soul food is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrice Posted April 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 movie quotes are fun substitute the word pretzel and make it funny "Frankly my pretzel, I don't give a damn" The pretzel is the spice, the spice is the pretzel" "But I was going to go into Tashi Station and pick up some pretzel converters" "GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING PRETZELS OFF MY MUTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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