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Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter

Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.

Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.

Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings

Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade.

Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.

Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.

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Yo mamma is so ugly that when she gave birth the doctor slapped her silly and said ugly bitch why you go and do that - haven?t you made enough suffer already?

Yo mamma is so stupid when people ask, ?what?s your name? she says ?what did you say? to stall for time?

Yo mamma is so fat she uses three scales one for her left foot and the other for her right foot and the other for her sagging ass and totals to three to get a ballpark figure.

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