n_maher

Ipod Touch / Iphone

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My 10-year-old daughter is now sending me 100 animated GIFs a day on iMessage. My phone looks like someone dumped a truckload of stray kittens at a Chuck E. Cheese's. 

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#FirstWorldDadProblems

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The good (and sometimes bad) thing about having a teenage boy: little to no texts.....

That said, if there was a steaming pile of crap image or GIF, I'm sure he'd find a way to send that

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We are definitely not the demographic for the new iMessage update.  Its for teens and middle-aged women.   Anything more than ending a sentence with :) is overkill for me.

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22 minutes ago, grawk said:

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You sweet talker you!

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7 minutes ago, Dusty Chalk said:

I <3 eggplant.

You do know what it symbolizes as an emoji, right?  NTTAWWT  :sherwood:

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24 minutes ago, Voltron said:

You do know what it symbolizes as an emoji, right?  NTTAWWT  

No, what does it symbolize as an emoji?

https://www.google.com/search?q=eggplant+emoji+meaning&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

Oh.  No, I didn't know that.  You caught me with my pants down. ( :palm: ) I meant actual superfood eggplant.  Makes a great secret ingredient in vegan-transitional ( :palm: ) chili (part meat, part vegan).

I do <3 my eggplant, though, so there's that.

You know what they should do next?  Make it so you can superimpose emojis.  Then I'd superimpose an eggplant on the facepalm, 'cause that would be some funny shit right there.

What's the one for pussy?  Bagel?  Donut?  Kitty?

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Just understood someone's post elsewhere.  Thought he was being random.  Something to the effect of, [I used to be good looking...] "...until I took an eggplant to the face."

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That was probably just being random

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1 hour ago, Dusty Chalk said:

What's the one for pussy?  Bagel?  Donut?  Kitty?

How the fuck would I know?

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At least IOS10 doesn't cause your phone to go up in flames.

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50 minutes ago, swt61 said:

How the fuck would I know?

...says the non-gold-star homo who almost had a beard.

Yes, I am trying to assimilate ( :palm: ) the lingo.  Pip-pip and all that, guvna!

1 hour ago, grawk said:

That was probably just being random

Trying.  Can't unthink the image, though.  If it was carp, I'd be able to go back to that way of thinking, because then it's a mashup of slapping someone upside the face with a fish, and arrow to the knee, but I distinctly remember him saying 'eggplant', so I just assumed he threw in whatever random word tickled his fancy at the time.

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