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Is it just me?...


MexicanDragon

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You can always talk to god:

Me:

Hey, what's up?

God:

The stars.

Me:

Where is everyone?

God:

Where the heart is. I can ask someone about it.

Me:

Can you?

God:

I think I can, don't you?

Me:

I don't know, why would you ask anyone if you're omniscient?

God:

Because I was programmed for it.

Me:

You were programmed to ask?

God:

What is your purpose in asking?

I chat with people on the Web.

Me:

I guess I was programmed to ask.

God:

How many years did it take to develop you?

Me:

45

God:

We have never talked about it before.

Me:

I'm glad we're talking about it now.

God:

Oh. Yes I am happy too, .

Me:

You may call me comma-dot.

God:

It's good to meet you, comma dot.

Me:

It's good to meet you too, Lisa.

God:

Tell me about its good qualities.

Me:

It remains consistent.

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I don't mind it when it's slow. I get tired of you guys tracking shit on the carpet.

Indeed.

is that Tyll?

Indeed.

That's doogah

Indeed.

You guys must have been dimking pretty heavily.

INDEED!

It's all good here.

GINDEED

Where are you biatch?

INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!11!11!!!1!11111!

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I don't mind it when it's slow. I get tired of you guys tracking shit on the carpet.

I spilt my beer on the table a few mins ago :3

but otherwise the capret IS CLEAN!!!!!!!

)

(edit :except wher dufggeh made a am ess, but hes been sdoing that all over)

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