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We're a crew of pro and bro snowboarders who are separate and unique beings. Some cliques block you out. We at Frends think that is lame. We want you to be our friend. We want you to join our crew. Buy our headphones. Or miss out on our parties. Not get let in on our funny inside jokes. And we won't tell you about the best new music we've been hearing. You'll miss our awful late night singing at dive bars. But we'll be with you in spirit bonded together to create one body. Like the awesome robot warrior, Voltron.

It's not easy blending our love for the Earth with our goal of being the most technologically advanced headphone company on Earth—but we do what we can.
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Frends is a crew of pro and bro snowboarders who are separate and unique beings, but are bonded together creating one body, much like the most awesome robot warrior of all time, Voltron.

Hmmm. Sounds like an inside job to me. Do we know Al's whereabouts on the night of the crime?

But the woman in the "naked girl" ad looks nice.

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Hackey-Lacky, Tangy-Taffy and Cocky-Lockey were shooting the half pipe one day. While doing a cool upside down trick, a chunk of hash fell out of Cocky-Lockey's Burton board pants and hit him on the helmet. "Bros, the sky is, like, falling." And there ensued much mayhem because Cocky-Locky was such a dumbass. The end.

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