[postjack welcomes new headcase members thread]

1 hour ago, Dusty Chalk said:

Script!  Fucking autocorrect.  Scrypt!  . . . We have yet to figure out a pattern to Jack's attention to our forum, but if he didn't welcome you on the day of, then you probably weren't going to be welcomed, though I suspect he'd make an exception for you if he was aware of his oversight.

No offense taken, Distal Caulk (cunt that autocorrect -- Dust Me, Cank (hell's bells -- it happened again!)!)!

I hadn't even posted once before kvetching all o'er this thread. If there's a woeful lack o' commitment here, it's all mine. Which remands me: Thanks for the stovetop-ready greet!

(Then he paused to gape at the fearsome phalanx of imbibers in that gif. . . .)

[postjack welcomes new headcase members thread]

Perhaps I should feel keister-wounded at not being welcomed here. Then again, I joined you secretly at 3:00 a.m. on November 2, 1709, and not everyone leers at the blackness of their screen through night vision goggles.

Or to put it another way, hey!