And what's more, it looks like he's coming to South Florida, at the Office Depot Center in October. On my birthday, no less!

-Carl

Wow, what a weird place to have an in-store.

Wow, what a weird place to have an in-store.

For a few tens of thousands of your closest friends.

Somehow this naming rights thing rubs me a little strangely, too. Dolphin stadium is now Land Shark Stadium. Appropriate, I suppose, but odd.

-Carl

It'll make me think of that landshark skit on SNL every time. "I'm really a dolphin, ma'am." "Oh, well then I suppose..." (opens the door, gets eaten)