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Tyll Hertsens

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  1. I sat at the family table and ate fish that Todd's dad caught in Lake Superior.

    To say that it was a superior experience in the Michigander lifestyle and an ample helping of home-made hospitality would be an understatement.

    My sincerest condolences and hugs to Todd and family.

    Love you, man.

    Tyll

  2. Just for the record, I'm a 100% non-practicing heterosexual. I'd be practicing if women would have anything to do with me.

    For the record, you told me all about your "practicing" with your bird ... or maybe it was practicing on you, none-the-less, you're evidently getting "it" regularly.

  3. Tyll thinks he should have been (gay, not a woman).

    Well ... no, actually I know I'm straight ... but I'd say I've got a lot of woman in me.

    I played a somewhat female role in my last marriage pretty strongly.

    I'm sure when I embodied this time the angels made sure I wasn't a woman

    because I would have just become a stripper.

    This is what gets me:

    To be honest, you are the coolest gay guy I've ever met; I immediately felt a good rapport with you when I met you.

    I too really enjoyed you hanging with you in the measurement room.

    But I've got to say, I've usually got pretty good gaydar, (see ballerina shit above)

    and you didn't ping at all.

    Shelly (hi Shelly wave.gif) I had pegged, and when I saw her post about her husband previously

    I felt like I had to go back and check for bugs in my subroutine.

    Thanks for posting here, Shelly, you've restored my faith in humanity,

    or at least my understanding of it.

    Anyway, Steve, it was fucking great hanging with you and ...

    And if you ever need company on your motorcycling trips I'll be your BOB any day! (bitch on the back)

    If I'm ever in Texas on my FJR I'll let you know, but if you lay the side of you helmet on my back I'm gonna fucking kick you off.

  4. Fuck me, Steve! (Not literally, of course.) Two days ago I could have given you a big squishy hug like I give the ladies, now I'm gonna have to wait til next year.

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    I'm not gay, but I should be ... if it weren't a total inside job. My parents are ballet dancers and I grew up in the theater. Don't think I even knew any straight men except my dad when I was a kid.

    Anyway, the vibe's already laid down, we love you, start wearing pumps if you want.

    I do think those Strawberry Doughnut Orthos you built were a little gay though. FLIPA.gif

  5. Built a fire pit off the patio in my backyard yesterday, and had a party last night to break it in.

    The air hose from my compressor reaches. Lemme tell ya, there is nothing like a well controlled stream of air to make things happen with a fire.

    A bottle of Pappy van Winckle and Hussong Tequila are dead soldiers on the table out back.

    We laughed and laughed, and rode my trials bike around the back yard.

    Good times.

  6. Went on a Whitehouse tour. That was awesome. I'm not a citizen (yet) but that kind of stuff really makes you love your country more.

    I'm not nationalistic by a long shot ... our country's done some pretty stupid things, but it is a damn fine and amazing place.

    Shit like Head-Case happens in it, for example.

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