LogicBomb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr6mOGPDceQ

I do not want to be a dick, and it is probably the fault of my own ignorance, but I have absolutely no idea what this sentence means.

The Ultrasone HFI 780s are what an abortion would sound like if it were a pair of headphones. I have never gotten a migraine from a pair of cans before. The bass felt like I was being curb stomped American History X style while the noise produced by treble is how I imagine what it would sound like to have porn star style raunchy intercourse with the "Janice" character from the TV show friends. The mids are akin to Casper the friendly ghost, practically transparent and all together annoying as fuck. Seriously.