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Pretzel Haiku


thrice

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movie quotes are fun

substitute the word pretzel

and make it funny

"Frankly my pretzel, I don't give a damn"

The pretzel is the spice, the spice is the pretzel"

"But I was going to go into Tashi Station and pick up some pretzel converters"

"GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING PRETZELS OFF MY MUTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!!!"

duhr, stay on topic, duhr.

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