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And no, I was not fired for sexual harassment. Besides, prostrate isn't a verb -- my sentence didn't even make sense.

What makes you think "prostrate" isn't a verb?

What makes you think "prostrate" isn't a verb?

Sorry, totally screwed up the malapropism -- I meant 'prostate'. Well, no, I meant 'prostrate', but I meant to have misspoke 'prostate'.

Sorry, totally screwed up the malapropism -- I meant 'prostate'. Well, no, I meant 'prostrate', but I meant to have misspoke 'prostate'.

better than an apostate!

better than an apostate!

Depends on what you believe doesn't it?

Dusty's is still a lot funnier now that it's sorted out.

W2002, duh.

Ok, so if I get the W2002, will my GF's sister then agree to do 3-somes with my GF & I?

Well Babe! Who is responsible for the uglyness, your mom or your dad?

Well Linda, did your dad finally teach you how to trim your mustash?

Sally, could you go home and pop that two pound boil on the end of your nose before I ask you out?

Dear, did you fart like that when you dated other boyfriends?

Donna, you mean to tell me that after two years of dateing, you can't marry me because you are a lesbian? :'(

ooo first post!

I admit that I sometimes want to do that at my Customs job, after asking the standard "where you been, got anything to declare?" stuff I feel like saying something really random and weird just for the hell of it.

i was leaving calgary at 5am. did the usual customs questions, then comes 'what kind of souvenirs? drugs? cocaine????' WTF!! i have a hons degree in organic synthesis, i can make purer cocaine for cheaper.

Does this look infected?

Would you like your ear canal cleaned? no? will you help me clean mine then?

Would you rather be repeatedly kicked in the nuts or be anally violated with a dildo?