Bill Ward Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 [snip] And no, I was not fired for sexual harassment. Besides, prostrate isn't a verb -- my sentence didn't even make sense. What makes you think "prostrate" isn't a verb?
Dusty Chalk Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 What makes you think "prostrate" isn't a verb?Sorry, totally screwed up the malapropism -- I meant 'prostate'. Well, no, I meant 'prostrate', but I meant to have misspoke 'prostate'.
Post Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 Sorry, totally screwed up the malapropism -- I meant 'prostate'. Well, no, I meant 'prostrate', but I meant to have misspoke 'prostate'. better than an apostate!
Bill Ward Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 better than an apostate! Depends on what you believe doesn't it? Dusty's is still a lot funnier now that it's sorted out.
aerius Posted October 21, 2006 Author Report Posted October 21, 2006 W2002, duh. Ok, so if I get the W2002, will my GF's sister then agree to do 3-somes with my GF & I?
Chrysanthemum Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Well Babe! Who is responsible for the uglyness, your mom or your dad?
Chrysanthemum Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Well Linda, did your dad finally teach you how to trim your mustash?
Chrysanthemum Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Sally, could you go home and pop that two pound boil on the end of your nose before I ask you out?
Chrysanthemum Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Dear, did you fart like that when you dated other boyfriends?
Chrysanthemum Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Donna, you mean to tell me that after two years of dateing, you can't marry me because you are a lesbian? :'(
ennove Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 ooo first post! I admit that I sometimes want to do that at my Customs job, after asking the standard "where you been, got anything to declare?" stuff I feel like saying something really random and weird just for the hell of it. i was leaving calgary at 5am. did the usual customs questions, then comes 'what kind of souvenirs? drugs? cocaine????' WTF!! i have a hons degree in organic synthesis, i can make purer cocaine for cheaper.
ennove Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 Does this look infected? Would you like your ear canal cleaned? no? will you help me clean mine then?
aerius Posted October 26, 2006 Author Report Posted October 26, 2006 Would you rather be repeatedly kicked in the nuts or be anally violated with a dildo?
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