How do you fart?

[Edwood]

Too bad Pinky dropped out.

I blame it on the dog or hamsters.

-Ed

[1911]

i try to get close to someone i love and then pretend to drop something and bend over to pick it up and then whammo...!

[Mike F]

Considering the moderating style at headfi Edwood has been holding this one in for a looooooooooong time!

Sweet relief?

[Chrysanthemum]

I like to hold them in till it's pretty well built up. Then I like to let it out making vowel and consonent sounds into words with the residual gas pressure.

[Thaddy]

Nothing is better than walking to the back of an airplane and crop dusting about 15 rows of seats. I did it this weekend with excellent results

[Mike F]

crop dusting

:laugh:

[mjg]

i fart like a slippery walrus.

[Beeble_]

depends on the situation I always try to move to another room, but a lot of times it's the hit and run approach(ie farting and walking away as fast as possible)

[Aliacha]

Do like Chappelle and after you fart say 'Spray!!'

[Vicious Tyrant]

I generally fart while I'm grinding.

[Thaddy]

I generally fart while I'm grinding.

That brings back memories of quite possibly the best thread at...that other place.

[darkless]

On the topic "How do you fart?" the answer is "In your general direction".

[terrymx]

like the vietcong. silent and deadly.

i also have to admit i have light case of lactose intolerance. so if i drink a glass of milk i go on a 3hours farting rampage.