Too bad Pinky dropped out.

I blame it on the dog or hamsters.

-Ed

i try to get close to someone i love and then pretend to drop something and bend over to pick it up and then whammo...!

Considering the moderating style at headfi Edwood has been holding this one in for a looooooooooong time!

Sweet relief?

I like to hold them in till it's pretty well built up. Then I like to let it out making vowel and consonent sounds into words with the residual gas pressure.

Nothing is better than walking to the back of an airplane and crop dusting about 15 rows of seats. I did it this weekend with excellent results

crop dusting

:laugh:

i fart like a slippery walrus.

depends on the situation I always try to move to another room, but a lot of times it's the hit and run approach(ie farting and walking away as fast as possible)

Do like Chappelle and after you fart say 'Spray!!'

I generally fart while I'm grinding.

I generally fart while I'm grinding.

That brings back memories of quite possibly the best thread at...that other place.

On the topic "How do you fart?" the answer is "In your general direction".

like the vietcong. silent and deadly.

i also have to admit i have light case of lactose intolerance. so if i drink a glass of milk i go on a 3hours farting rampage.