April 7, 200620 yr Author comment_5188 Here's a quick test to make sure that this place isn't turning into head-fi: "I hate pretzels". indeed.... but wait. YOUR WRONG! PRETZELS ARE THE FUCKING ONLY THING THAT MATTERS! HUNGRYCH DRINKS HIS OWN PEE. I LIKE TO DRIVE MY CAR ON SUNDAYS TO THE PRETZEL FARM TO HARVEST FRESH PRETZELS TO FEED TO THE YOUNGLINGS. I HATE EVERYBODY THAT DOESNT UNDERSTAND ME. pretzels. the only thing ever. the last thing that matters. my whole reason to live. pretzels. Report
April 8, 200620 yr comment_5198 HUNGRYCH DRINKS HIS OWN PEE. Distilled, don't get the wrong idea. Report
April 8, 200620 yr comment_5209 Boobies! I demand a booby forum! Yeah, unless pretzels is a euphemism for something, you're wrong, mjg. Report
May 30, 200620 yr Author comment_10115 i'll let the pretzel groupies alias remain anonymous. you know who you are... "on good authority, since headfi, as you know, is the bastion of absolute knowledge, i have found out that pretzels do by no means make the world go pretzel. i demand your custom title at head-case be changed. oh oh, i mentioned head-case in a pm at headfi. head-case head-case head-case ........... and .......... have yourself a pretzel day, even though, they DO NOT make the world go pretzel!" comment back: Let it be known to all, I am a mere ambassador of pretzel kind. The known pretzel creator, hungrych, is the sole authoritarian on all pretzel policy and practice. Yet, he answers to the higher pretzel supposedly, this is unconfirmed. If you cunts don't like this, then too fucking bad. pretzels will be the arbiter of power in the new world. welcome to generation pretzel... respect the pretzels. Report
May 30, 200620 yr Author comment_10117 the pretzels made me do it, take no offense to the sharp edges of pretzel. the dark side of the pretzel is often the salty side, so take care when envoking the ire of mr salty. k thnx. Report
May 30, 200620 yr comment_10119 ill tell ya what pretzel boy, you tell mr. salty, if that is indeed his real name, that i would be willing to take this up in person. mano e mano! i need not remain anonymous, i am Arch Hammer... live by the Hammer die by the Hammer and that goes for your precious pretzel toadies as well, bring it, if ya got it! i used to beat up pretzels on my way to fights with other pretzels! pretzel Report
May 30, 200620 yr Author comment_10127 look out fellas, this tool means buisness. The pretzels mock you. Anytime you wanna go at it with a pretzel, stop and pickup a bag. at that momment, they own you. You must pay the pretzel, your pathetic nerd hammer will do nothing. Report
May 30, 200620 yr comment_10130 ok you pretzel stooge, crop that picture so i can actually see it, or are you and your pretzel buddies already trembling in anticipation of the Hammer, Arch Hammer that is! Report
May 30, 200620 yr comment_10138 5687, Pineapple owns your soul Thats probably true. For you uninitiated, I freeze Dole pineapple chuncks and eat them after I am hot and tired from working on the &^*$$%^& lawn ..... an all natural and good for you treat thats so yummy AND refreshing. Report
May 30, 200620 yr comment_10158 WTF?!?!? Pretzel threads will not be hijacked by mere pineapples. We now return you to your regularly scheduled pretzel... These are really good. Now bananas, that is a different story... Report
May 30, 200620 yr comment_10170 yeah, you sissy pineapple fucks need to start your own thread, you wont last long here. this pretzel crowd is rough, whether youre pro pretzel (mjg and his douchebag minions) or anti pretzel (me, myself and i) it is highly likely you will get pummeled by either a pretzel or a hammer, and we all know, or should know what happens when a pretzel gets hit by a hammer, reference gallagher, if you must.... Report
May 30, 200620 yr comment_10172 Pretzels do make the world go round in an indirect way. You see Bunnies eat pretzels, and lots of them and as you know the Bunnies are proliferating and taking over the world. The pretzels are just coming along for the ride as bunny fuel. Report
May 30, 200620 yr comment_10176 sorry tkam, you misquoted, it supposed to be "pretzels make the world go pretzel" a big difference than making the world go around, i think that has to do with gravity or some other scientific bullshit..... Report
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