Soul Brother #1 here.

I hear Kevin Gilmore hangs out here. I just got outta jail and I'm lookin' to square up with that fool....

OH SHNAP

I'm sitting here naked in my old marine uniform (that barely fits over my huge gut) jerking off to the sound of my Ray Samuels amp while listening to some DJ Quick and Eazy-E. If I ever see KG again he better be heavily armed.

Best thread in off topic.

you aren't tube roller.

even if you were, you are still a dumbass.

It gets better. When I was in the hoop I got raped and the only person I could think of was KG. Does that mean I love him? Do I really hate him? Why do my feelings quickly alternate between love and hate? How can I resolve these feelings without resorting to needless violence? I have so many questions and so few answers. I am so conflicted.

Is Tuberoller a dumbass? I didn't know you felt that way. Give me something that only Tuberoller would know and I'll happily call it out.

what you should do is, start by making a post about the best deal ever, make sure it's something you recieved for free...

next you should make up a bunch of cars you own, and some fake head-fi names, and post alll day to amuse yourself.

next thing you should do is lick your finger and touch the power socket, since your an electrician.

OK,

The only cars I now own are my Trans Am,1965 Malibu and 1994 S10 pickup. Though I lease a 2005 Magnum SRT-8. I never claimed to own any other cars but a 2004 Z06 which was sold to a Head-fi member and the 2004 CTS-V which was driven to several meets and seen by literally dozens of meet attendees. I also posted numerous pics of all my cars including shots of me racing them in that same stupid white helmet that I have owned since I was a teen.

The only thing I ever got free was a cable from ZuCable and only because Andy swears he never sent it and refused to cash my check.

I hold an IBEW 134 union card, so I guess they print those on the back of Cracker jack Boxes now.

BTW,

Angel teres (Isiah is his real name) is a real person aand showed up at two Chicago meets. He is pictured at the Chicago meet that was held at Van L Speakerworks and few years ago and he is also pictured at the second NYC meet held about a month later. I wish I could make up a cartoon character like him.

What else?

post a pic of u and shaq hanging out, then i beleive.

Yeah right,

You gonna come take the picture? That's an invite. Are you the dude that works at the Harley dealer?

you boys shouldn't play so rough... somebody is bound to start crying.

cmon, if yer really fred, u know who i am... harley dealer?

Where do you want to take the picture???

Well,

It's been awhile. How would I know you besides your sig. I'm serious,I don't remember.

that's a quote from mike tyson, u met me 3 times if yer fred in nyc.

maybe it is you. anyway i'm marc if you forgot.

Well,

I don't recall. Shaq and D-wade are here for Dwayne's clinic on 12-26 and the game against Chicago on the 27th. If you wanna fly out and take pics, I'm sure I can get you in, to the game and the clinic.

I guess you can ask Todd too.

i guess i believe, not that it matters really.

why won't u post some pics of you and shaq though?

I wish someone would believe me? I'm so hurt by all this. I need KG for validation of my life and all that is so empty in it. Please help me.

BTW,Hi Gopher. You gradute law school yet?

i guess i believe, not that it matters really.

why won't u post some pics of you and shaq though?

Cause I don't have any. He's a figment of my imagination. Like everything else.

I'm surprised nobody took this sig just to be a dick and have some fun with it. I'd have taken Kevin Gilmore if some asswipe little lawn gnome hadn't taken it already.

If you can tell me what I wrote to you on ebay regarding your sale of the HR Max, I'll vouch for you...

??????? I guess you can't vouch for me, cause I got no idea what you're talking about.

Easy way to prove you are Tuberoller

Send me a PM on Head-Fi

My Head-Fi username is the same as here...