Let's go down a rabbit hole, shall we? Since the early days of the TF2 server I've run, there's been a regular who is ...enthusiastic in his typing. He doesn't play much TF2 anymore (Valve did a fine job of killing the game) but he does hang out in the Discord of a friend of mine. His ability to mangle the English language is sufficiently legendary that I've turned a bunch of his more colorful utterances into comics. The text in the panels is usually him. Soup broke his headset, so his parents got him a Blue Snowball mic. "Bob" is a Canadian, who is represented by a maple leaf. Stylish is named after Darwin, the "Stylish, but illegal Ikea monkey" who went viral six years ago. Sedweel is a good friend of Stylish. He's a furry and represented as a green fox. Soup imagines me to be like 80 years old, so it'll be pretty clear how I'm represented. Warning: the following will make little sense and will most likely break your brain.