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Hopstretch last won the day on August 19

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About Hopstretch

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    Very Tippy Genius
  • Birthday 09/17/1969

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    Bay Area
  • Interests
    Compound, please.


  • Biography
    Man does not live by meat and wine alone. But he can try ...
  • Occupation
    Not a fucking chance, sunshine.
  • Headphones
    SR-007, SR-009
  • Headphone Amps
    BHSE, Apex Pinnacle II, ECP
  • Sources
    Ayre QX-5 Twenty

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  1. Hopstretch

    Which Cooking Are You?

    Family steak night. Guess which one is for me?
  2. Hopstretch

    The (Round) Football Thread

    If I was a conspiracy theorist, I would suspect that Real loaned Kova to Chelsea so that he and Hazard can get used to playing together before both move to Madrid for the 2019 season.
  3. Hopstretch

    What are you listening to Part the Third

    There cannot be many people who have Gino Vanelli on vinyl. Respect. You are powerful.
  4. Hopstretch

    What are you EATING right now?

    Ring of Fire tomorrow.
  5. Hopstretch

    Happy Birthday Ian (en480c4)

    Happy Birthday stranger!
  6. Hopstretch

    The analog thread.

    Probably speakers too?
  7. Hopstretch

    The (Round) Football Thread

    Alright, back to the regular season. Pretty happy with Chelsea's start in the Premier League -- today against Arsenal was the proverbial game of two halves with some scintillating attacking and shocking defending to mull on. We looked a different side with Hazard (obviously) and Kovacic on the field. I think the latter will be a very good pickup from Real Madrid, gracias Antonio. All three of our goals today scored by Spaniards and two of them also assisted by Spaniards, so gracias again. Sarri will do well at Chelsea I think if he stays alive the whole season, what with smoking 80 a day and actually eating cigarettes during the games where he's not allowed to light up.
  8. Hopstretch

    The analog thread.

    Clearly your cartridge is now too good for both arm and table.
  9. Hopstretch

    What are you listening to Part the Third

    "When it's Christmas out in Ho Chi Minh City, kiddie say papa papa papa papa papa-san -- take me home!"
  10. Hopstretch

    And now what did you do TODAY?

    I fervently hope you do! Er, the having to worry about it part, not the having cancer part. Just to be clear.
  11. Hopstretch

    And now what did you do TODAY?

    It will evolve.
  12. Hopstretch

    And now what did you do TODAY?

    The 13-year-old learned that it's all fun and memes until you actually catch your Mom with the ligma/sugma setup. I tried to warn him. RIP.