Knuckledragger

"Reddit couple."

The blonde one is Brienne.

The cord isn't exactly right, and I'd have to hear how well they isolated, but I'd say the Calis might work for DJing.

"Stop pretending to be a rap star." Leather & metal closed dynamics. Reasonably attractive looking. They have a kickstarter. Higher amounts get you an actual pair of cans. I know one guy in LA who has a set and claims to love them, but he's much more of a gamer than an audio snob.

Oh, SNAP. Dead Rising 2: Off the Record is 75% off ($10) on a Steam flash sale. The premise of this game is that you're a paunchy, ill-tempered photographer who kills zombies in interesing ways and gets extra points for photographing them. Oddly, I find this premise very appealing.