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The cord isn't exactly right, and I'd have to hear how well they isolated, but I'd say the Calis might work for DJing.

"Stop pretending to be a rap star." Leather & metal closed dynamics. Reasonably attractive looking. They have a kickstarter. Higher amounts get you an actual pair of cans. I know one guy in LA who has a set and claims to love them, but he's much more of a gamer than an audio snob.

Oh, SNAP. Dead Rising 2: Off the Record is 75% off ($10) on a Steam flash sale. The premise of this game is that you're a paunchy, ill-tempered photographer who kills zombies in interesing ways and gets extra points for photographing them. Oddly, I find this premise very appealing.

His name is Fulvio di Piazza. Nice one, Mikey!

There's another one where he puts on his shades while wearing an eye-patch, but after searching for it for longer than I care to admit, I can't find the sodding thing.