Hook it up.

1. Get keys

2. Go to that place in Baltimore

3. Purchase

Sorry, bumpies for a serious reply.

2 cans rotel tomatos (get the ones that match your taste for the spicy)

1/2 onion, diced

tablespoon minced garlic

some cilantro, chopped

some lemon juice

I have failed. My salsa is too spicy for any man and I didn't even put in any habanero. I did put in 6 serranos and 3 jalapenos to a cup and a half of white onion, one avocado, 4 not very big tomatoes, 2 limes, some green onion. (There weren't these crazy rotel tomatoes)

'Any Man' is quite the challenge. Send some my way

Hrm, serranos and jalapenos. I've never hand any of either that were too spicy to eat, so I'd give it a shot too

free food?

I want!

2 cans rotel tomatos (get the ones that match your taste for the spicy)

Rotel makes tomatoes now too? Sweet!

I think the key crux of the problem is that I left in a large quantity of seeds which apparently cause much spiciness. Basically though if I had to do this over again I would add more tomato since with two limes this is too limey and some tomato would mellow the fuck out of it. Probably less seeds too.

It is a rumour that the seeds are what cause the hotness. The capsaicin molecules are located in the membranes just inside the pepper.

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Meh I am a beast of spicy food eating. I partake of habanero fare all the time :/ But this salsa with corn chips I need a class of milk to eat a bowl of ;p

Why don't you just "cut it" with some diced tomatoes? If it's too limey and too spicy, sounds like just what the doctor ordered.

Or throw in something citrus-y -- like perhaps mango.

Oh, and if you're actually considering shipping any -- I'm in. I'll even pay for shipping (mine only, the rest of y'all are on your own), as it'll have to be frozen and then overnighted, I would think (don't know -- 've never shipped food).

ship mine on dusty's dime, I'll just visit him

ship mine on dusty's dime, I'll just visit him

Yeah, that's fine -- I'll deliver Dan's portion to Dan.

Ship mine to reksy. I'll taste it telepathically from him.

Yeah I threw in another 4 tomatoes and some avacado tastes pretty decent. I need to dice a little bit better though.