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if that cryoed wire is directional i might be interested otherwise forget it! :D

Psshhh, not only is it directional, but it's connectorized, seasonal and mood specific. It comes with four groups of 10 pairs of wires....one group for each season and then a color coded group for your mood/mood of the music you're listening to.

Black: Dark music, sinister, death/thrash metal, German Opera, depression, angst, extreme hatred, and Star Wars soundtrack battle sequences and Johnny Cash.

Red: sexy, angry but horny, the 9 1/2 Weeks soundtrack, techno, fast Vivaldi Barque music, Prince, ard Rock, Zeppelin, 1/2 of the White Stripes catalog.

Yellow: Happy go lucky, Katrina and the Waves, Beatles, Beach Boys, Surf Rock in general, Kool and the Gang, Happy Shiney hippy music, gleeful

Orange: Only the most kickass music according to thrice (you don't get these wires, they're just for me)

Blue: Sad, melacholy, Miles Davis in the '50s, Pat Methany, rainy day music, sad bastard music, Belle and Sebastian, most Emo shit, Deep and poetic stuff

White: Classical, Singer/Songwriter, good country music, good pop and electropop, beatles, Pink Floyd, Cream, Just feeling good like the world is ok, some jazz like '60s Coltrane and 70's Keith Jarrett, the other half of the White Stripes catalog

Purple: The artist former known as Prince, sultry, Vanessa Daou, Pop metal like Poison, Bon Jovi and Whitesnake, triphop and downtempo,

Brown: This wire is dedicated to James Brown. No other music can be played through this wire, with the exception of Otis Redding, Aretha franklin, John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters and BB King and other related soul/funk/blues artists that are better than God himself at what they do.

Pink: The Flaming Lips, Belle and Sebastian again since they're so gay, when you feel light and feathery like after you kiss a girl for the first time and get that hopeful that is inevitably crushed after you use her for sex and then realize she's a horrible human being,

Green: The Grateful Dead, for when you're feeling a general sense of peace, indecisiveness, happy, but calm, confused, the catch all for music that doesn't fall into other categories.

So yeah, that's the package. Oh and a Rockhopper Audio collector POG.

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