It's hard for me to pick but I think this one takes the cake.

there are simply too many notes.

Also, panthers can't play trumpets.

I'll post a pic later (much), but mine is very "80's" -- it's got those very characteristic colors that look like something out of an eMpTyV video.

Also, it's white.

Except mine is short sleeved

Except mine is short sleeved

That's not retarded, that's hawt!