Dude, it's kind of like jazz. If you have to ask the question, then yes, you are.

This is really brilliant. I'm going to be pondering this all afternoon, I think. Kind of like a Zen koan.

I can't take full credit for it, only its use in this context (and a little fun with language). Can't find the exact correct phrasing of the quote, so you'll have to settle for my memory (which, admittedly, is faulty):

If you gotta ask, you ain't ever gonna get to know.

And: thanks.

Edited October 19, 201015 yr by Dusty Chalk

Thank you, Dusty 'Satchmo' Chalk!

Yeah, I saw that, but wikiquote also says, "Exact wording varies", and that sounds like a grammatically correct-ified version of what he said originally. He may have said it multiple times, which may make it impossible to determine for sure.

Yeah, you're probably right. I can't see Satchmo saying it like that!

I still like it so much, that I'm stealing it for my sig. Thanks! (Hope you don't mind)

It's a great quote, but you needn't credit anything to me, I didn't say it. You may want to say something along the lines of "paraphrased of Louis Armstrong, etc."

And do you realize: we're asking, and we're never getting to knowing (what the quote was).

The birth of a sig is a beautiful thing to watch.

I lollered.