Fitz

I peed a little.

At Duggeh's request:

Kettle, meet pot.

Yeah, dropped packets and collisions start to become a real problem.

No, you're still a nerd.

I think in his area they still use IP over carrier pigeon.

Yo dawg...

I'm sure we can still do better than this.

Ya because you look so absolutely enthralled by them.

I love the discreet look around to make sure nobody is filming him to put on YouTube.

This one is a bit too observant for his own good...

Anyone know the best way to clean coffee off a monitor and keyboard?

I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Or when he got teabagged.

And shaved in all the right places.

Agh, now I'm not gonna be able to sleep at night seeing the pool sign again.

Meh, I'm only 24 and I don't even know what the hell most of the stuff on that list is.

Must've been a glitch in the Matrix.

Yeah the machine I'm hosted on went unresponsive last night for whatever reason but it seems to have been fine since it was rebooted (and any other magic they did on it). It shouldn't have been unaccessible for several hours though... less than one hour at most.

About on par with the JH-13 out of BHSE

Bah, don't listen to that site, they're just trying to help them sap our precious bodily fluids.

Or when he insisted that the girl he got me really was a woman. He was right though that it was a night I wouldn't forget.

You need help man, like AA but for mountain dew.