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  1. Have you ever wanted to go up to some person and ask him a totally random question just to see how he'd react? I admit that I sometimes want to do that at my Customs job, after asking the standard "where you been, got anything to declare?" stuff I feel like saying something really random and weird just for the hell of it.

    Questions like "what's the flaccid to errect size ratio of your penis?" or "did you know that an iPod will fit up your vagina?"

    So what are the random questions you feel like asking people?

    Which airport do you work at, aerius?

  2. I don't think there's anything wrong with that statement as long as you change it to:

    While quality of parts matters, simple designs can sound better than the sum of their parts.

    The problem is really elegant designs that take advantage of tight integration of parts are not easy to come by. Nelson Pass amps are a beautiful thing; not many people can design like that.

    Granted.

  3. Ok, how about "You may be a music lover, but you should wait until you've heard more music to spout off at others" if you haven't been to X (well over 50) live performances and/or own X (well over 100) pieces of recorded audio. (I'm not suggesting this is a myth)

  4. If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

    *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*

    *Eisenhower has joined the game.*

    *paTTon has joined the game.*

    *Churchill has joined the game.*

    *benny-tow has joined the game.*

    *T0J0 has joined the game.*

    *Roosevelt has joined the game.*

    *Stalin has joined the game.*

    *deGaulle has joined the game.*

    Roosevelt: hey sup

    T0J0: y0

    Stalin: hi

    Churchill: hi

    Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!

    paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks

    T0JO: lol

    Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!

    benny-tow: haha america sux

    Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?

    Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever

    Stalin: cool

    deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help

    Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy

    Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry

    Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me

    Roosevelt: get antiair guns

    Churchill: i cant afford them

    benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?

    paTTon: stfu

    Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

    deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

    Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army

    paTTon: yah hurry the fock up

    Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

    deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.*

    Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?

    benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

    benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?

    Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO

    T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u

    Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses

    T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol

    Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u

    Hitler[AoE]: wtf

    Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army

    Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker

    Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler

    Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!

    T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard

    Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path

    Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE

    Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

    benny-tow: haha

    benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1

    T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full

    Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help

    Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya

    Stalin: church help me

    Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here

    Stalin: dont be an arss

    Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

    Eisenhower: LOL

    benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help

    Hitler: o man ur focked

    paTTon: oh what now biotch

    Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol

    *benny-tow has been eliminated.*

    benny-tow: lame

    Roosevelt: gj patton

    paTTon: thnx

    Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t

    Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record

    Eisenhower: Nuts!

    benny~tow: wtf that mean?

    Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped

    paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker

    Stalin: rofl

    T0J0: HAHAHHAA

    Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay

    Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*

    benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself

    Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL

    Stalin: OMG LMAO!

    Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*

    paTTon: hahahhah

    T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs

    benny~tow: shut up noob

    Roosevelt: haha wut a moron

    paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?

    Eisenhower: yah me too

    T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol

    Eisenhower: fock u

    paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie

    Stalin: go to hell lol

    paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk

    Eisenhower: yah this is gay

    *Roosevelt has left the game.*

    Hitler[AoE]: wtf?

    Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.*

    tru_m4n: hi all

    T0J0: hey

    Stalin: sup

    Churchill: hi

    tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!

    tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES

    Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz

    tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

    Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets

    T0J0: wtf is nukes?

    T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!

    *T0J0 has been eliminated.*

    *The Allied team has won the game!*

    Eisenhower: awesome!

    Churchill: gg noobs no re

    T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck

    *T0J0 has left the game.*

    *Eisenhower has left the game.*

    Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****

    Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss

    tru_m4n: l8r all

    benny~tow: bye

    Churchill: l8r

    Stalin: fock u all

    tru_m4n: shut up commie lol

    *tru_m4n has left the game.*

    benny~tow: lololol u commie

    Churchill: ROFL

    Churchill: bye commie

    *Churchill has left the game.*

    *benny~tow has left the game.*

    Stalin: i hate u all fags

    *Stalin has left the game.*

    paTTon: lol no1 is left

    paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep

    *paTTon has been eliminated.*

    paTTon: o sh1t!

    *paTTon has left the game.*

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