Hopstretch

Heh heh heh.

The sheep's need was greater than yours.

Welcome. Someday, and that day may never come, Birgir will ask you for a small favor...

Gents, hypothetically, were you buying today -- 13s or 16s?

Splash a little bourbon in there. I find that helps. With everything, really.

Yes, you do. The Boston office is getting increasingly backlogged because the recent cuts in MA health care benefits to legal aliens have given a lot of people sudden incentive to file for naturalization. It's turning into a long slog.

There's also an element of payback for Flash performance sucking so badly for so long on the Mac. Adobe would probably argue that's because Apple won't let them put hooks into the actual OS the way Microsoft does, but nanny nanny boo boo fuck plugins the end.

Everything But The Girl -- Acoustic

First Listen: Wadia 151 PowerDAC mini | AVguide Seems to make quite a lot of sense for desktop/second systems.

Apparently they're getting a maximum of 15 per store, with four of those earmarked for display only. So, no. Also: Apple - iPad-ready websites Dear Flash, Die die die. Steve Sent from my iPad

I know. The photo of Jobs is pretty wild, too.

Fine Young Cannibals -- The Raw & The Cooked

Don't make me choose.

I should have bought the wife one to take with her to South Africa on Sunday. She could have been the coolest person in the entire Southern Hemisphere.

Also, this is, I think, the best article/review so far from the advance team. Apple's iPad: The Mothership Prepares for Launch -- Printout -- TIME

Yeah, plus then you can go to the NYC Apple store tomorrow and just get trampled to death one!

You have chosen wisely.

Thing runs like buttah.

I want to believe.

Faaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkk!

My iPad shipping status is still "Origin Scan: Shenzhen. Delivery Date: Unknown". I hope this is just because they're being held at UPS under a special condition and not because it's gone AWOL. I should have reserved at the Apple Store. UPS always delivers late in the day here. Fret. Deep breaths, Stretch! In ... out ... in ... out.

It wolds yotally accrtptablu! Deq eet! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Just so totally juvenile and inappropriate and NSFW that you should probably give it a skip altogether, right?