October 31, 200718 yr Author btw that actually is santa claus, but i'm jewish and we don't know these things.
October 31, 200718 yr If I could change my vote it would be for Billy Bob. That guy's nuts! Yeah, but when he plays Santa he's a falling-down drunk so I don't see him winning any races. Now, a rabid Bugs, that's a different story.
October 31, 200718 yr Banky: I just want to put you through this little exercise. (finishes drawing) Okay, now see this? This is a four-way road, okay? And dead in the center, is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now at the end of each of the streets, are four people, okay? You following? Up here, we got a male-affectionate, easy-to-get-along-with, no political agenda lesbian. Okay? Now down here, we have a man-hating, angry-as-fuck, agenda-of-rage, bitter dyke. To this side, we got Santa Claus, right? And over to this side - the Easter Bunny. Which one's going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?... I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an S.A.T. question. Which one's going to get to the hundred dollar bill first - the male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny? Holden: The man-hating dyke. Banky: Good. Why?... BECAUSE THESE OTHER THREE ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION! So, in the race to the $100 bill, I say Ray wins
October 31, 200718 yr you cant change the poll now.. thats like letting to more peeps enter after the race started, noway.
October 31, 200718 yr Banky: I just want to put you through this little exercise. (finishes drawing) Okay, now see this? This is a four-way road, okay? And dead in the center, is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now at the end of each of the streets, are four people, okay? You following? Up here, we got a male-affectionate, easy-to-get-along-with, no political agenda lesbian. Okay? Now down here, we have a man-hating, angry-as-fuck, agenda-of-rage, bitter dyke. To this side, we got Santa Claus, right? And over to this side - the Easter Bunny. Which one's going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?... I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an S.A.T. question. Which one's going to get to the hundred dollar bill first - the male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny? Holden: The man-hating dyke. Banky: Good. Why?... BECAUSE THESE OTHER THREE ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION! So, in the race to the $100 bill, I say Ray wins I've been waiting for someone to post this, thanks Ian!
October 31, 200718 yr I've been waiting for someone to post this, thanks Ian! It took me forever to find the screen cap, otherwise it would've been in the first few posts!
November 1, 200718 yr It took me forever to find the screen cap, otherwise it would've been in the first few posts! Same here then I had to give up since I was at work.
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