Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter

Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.

Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.

Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings

Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade.

Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.

Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.

oustanding poetrical joke

Yo momma's so fat, that when she farted, people thought it was a natural disaster...

Your momma so fat

When I wrote a haiku 'bout her

I had to use extra syllables

Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.

Yo momma like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing.

Yo momma's so stupid she has to cut and paste "yo momma" jokes off the internet just to start her own thread.

oh SNAP Beotch...that's harsh.

Yo momma so ugly she makes mjg's momma look like a pile o shit (that's still more attractive than your momma).

yo momma so stupid she asked edipis reks how to admin her forum.

OHHH DAM

thrice's momma is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs

One of my all time favorites...

Yo momma's so fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

2nd only to "yo momma's an astronaut" -

Yo Momma Wears Bose.

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater!

yo momma is canadian

yo momma is a korean cat.

Yo mamma is so ugly that when she gave birth the doctor slapped her silly and said ugly bitch why you go and do that - haven?t you made enough suffer already?

Yo mamma is so stupid when people ask, ?what?s your name? she says ?what did you say? to stall for time?

Yo mamma is so fat she uses three scales one for her left foot and the other for her right foot and the other for her sagging ass and totals to three to get a ballpark figure.

Yo mama's so fat that fat people complain about her.

Yo mamma is so fat she uses three scales one for her left foot and the other for her right foot and the other for her sagging ass and totals to three to get a ballpark figure.

Yo momma so fat her weight is equal to a ballpark.

Yo momma so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

See, I don't know why, but that was the funniest one yet.

Yo momma so fat, she got more Chins then a chinese phone book.