April 14, 200620 yr comment_5761 Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu. Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet. Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade. Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl. Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair. Report
April 14, 200620 yr comment_5769 Yo momma's so fat, that when she farted, people thought it was a natural disaster... Report
April 15, 200620 yr comment_5811 Your momma so fat When I wrote a haiku 'bout her I had to use extra syllables Report
April 15, 200620 yr Author comment_5813 Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows! Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky! Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night. Yo momma like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing. Report
June 7, 200620 yr comment_11446 Yo momma's so stupid she has to cut and paste "yo momma" jokes off the internet just to start her own thread. Report
June 7, 200620 yr comment_11510 oh SNAP Beotch...that's harsh. Yo momma so ugly she makes mjg's momma look like a pile o shit (that's still more attractive than your momma). Report
June 7, 200620 yr Author comment_11516 yo momma so stupid she asked edipis reks how to admin her forum. OHHH DAM Report
June 7, 200620 yr Author comment_11519 thrice's momma is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs Report
June 8, 200620 yr comment_11612 One of my all time favorites... Yo momma's so fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph. Report
June 11, 200620 yr comment_12111 Yo mamma is so ugly that when she gave birth the doctor slapped her silly and said ugly bitch why you go and do that - haven?t you made enough suffer already? Yo mamma is so stupid when people ask, ?what?s your name? she says ?what did you say? to stall for time? Yo mamma is so fat she uses three scales one for her left foot and the other for her right foot and the other for her sagging ass and totals to three to get a ballpark figure. Report
June 14, 200620 yr comment_12534 Yo mamma is so fat she uses three scales one for her left foot and the other for her right foot and the other for her sagging ass and totals to three to get a ballpark figure. Yo momma so fat her weight is equal to a ballpark. Report
June 20, 200620 yr comment_13067 Yo momma so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. See, I don't know why, but that was the funniest one yet. Report
June 21, 200620 yr comment_13131 Yo momma so fat, she got more Chins then a chinese phone book. Report
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