Knuckledragger

You'll hear this on Test Tone ...if I can ever get up to 120BPM.

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Well, shit. No particular place to go indeed.

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Vernamiège, Switzerland. Whalehead Beach - Samuel H. Boardman Park, Oregon. Lower North Falls - Silver Falls State Park - Oregon. Setting moon over a Bristlecone Pine in Colorado. A baklava wearing a balaclava while playing a balalaika on black lava. Brandywine Falls, Whistler Canada. Washington coast. Submerged Bell Tower in Lake Reschen. Joshua Tree National Park, CA. Opal Creek Wilderness, Oregon. Majorca, Spain shortly before sunset. Antarctica's CTAM- Central Transantarctic Mountains. Ringedalsvatnet, Norway. Venus over Salt Creek Falls, Oregon. Fjaðrárgljúfur Canyon, Iceland. Lac de Gaube, French Pyrenees. Trollstigen, Norway. Scottish Highlands. A small village in Spain. Rainier in the Fall. Tekapo, New Zealand. Mt. Si and Borst Lake in Washington. Ostrander Lake, California, USA. Baa Atoll, Maldives. Riverside, CA. Base of Mount St. Helens. Lake Tahoe, NV. Portal - Royal Arch Boulder Colorado. The Matterhorn and Weisshorn rising above the clouds - Valais, Switzerland. Smøla, Norway. Saguenay Fjord National Park, Quebec, Canada. Cuba. Island in the Mur, Graz, Austria. Michigan city, IN. Abraham Lake, Canada. Goat Rocks, Washington - Mt. Adams at sunrise. Devil's Tower, WY. Crater Lake at sunset. Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, just after sunset. Sunset at the Grand Canyon, Arizona. Haleakula, HI. Kinabalu at Dawn. Grampians National Park, Australia. Scotland. Mt. Lassen, CA. Flatirons, Chautauqua Park, Boulder, Colorado. Bettmerhorn, Switzerland. Horseshoe Bend. Wailea Beach in Maui, Hawaii. Click for absurdly larger.

^ In the parlance of our times, this triggers me. Park Jam at the Patterson Houses, The Bronx, 1982. I could get behind this platform. West Dyke Trail, Richmond, BC. Austlid, Norway by Sondre Eriksen. The milkyway above Mount St Helens, Washington. Jasper, Canada. Moraine Lake. Sunset at the Stairhole at Lulworth Cove. Castle Mountain Banff, Canada. Boca Cave. Foster Falls, USA. Uli Biaho Tower and Trango Towers, Pakistan. Above Seljalandsfoss, Iceland. Cataract Falls near San Francisco. Zion National Park, Utah. Canyon Lake, AZ, US. Champéry, Switzerland. Novalles, Switzerland. Rocky Mountain National Park Adams Falls. Storm Point, Yellowstone National Park. Old San Juan, Puerto Rico. Half Dome in winter, Yosemite NPS. Sorapis, Cortina d'Ampezzo - Italy. Sunrise over the Old Man of Storr on the Isle of Skye in Scotland. Moraine Lake, Banff National Park, Canada. Lanai City, HI. Aiguille Verte (as well as d'Argentiere and du Chardonnet) - Chamonix, France. The Na Pali Coast - Kauai, Hawaii. Sunset view of the half-dome in Yosemite - 6:03pm, March 11 4000 Arches National Park. The Chisos Mountains of Big Bend National Park in Texas. Florida Everglades. Storm Clouds over Mount Sopris, Colorado. Bodega Bay. Minturn, CO. Paragliders above the Millau Viaduct (France). The Dead Sea, Israel. Anza Borrego Wildflower Superbloom 2017. Golden Gate Bridge - Trails of Lights. Yosemite in winter. Milky Way over Harvey Dam in Western Australia. Grignan, Drôme, France. Torres del Paine, Patagonia. Kauai Hike. Roy's Peak Track, Wanaka, New Zealand. Pueblo Peak during a visit to Taos, New Mexico. Winter in Akron, Ohio. Click for several monitor's worth of wider.

Snow: We Are So Fucked.

This is some crazy shit.

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Damn, dude.

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Fjaðrárgljúfur canyon, Iceland. Sunwampta Falls, Jasper National Park, Canada. Hope, Alaska. Sunset at Tahoe Lake. Sea cave sunrise, Cathedral Rocks Kiama, NSW Australia. Corona Del Mar Beach, CA. Australia - The Budawangs NP NSW. Summit of Ha Ling in Alberta Canada at sunrise summer 2016. Loch Lomond National Park, Scotland. Mt. Baker, Washington. Northern CA - Mossbrae Falls. One of the frozen waterfalls in Johnston Canyon in Banff national park, Alberta, Canada. Lincoln City, Oregon. Carson Valley, NV at 13 degrees Fahrenheit. Hunza Valley, Pakistan. Kananaskis, Alberta, Canada. Zion Nights. Denali, Alaska. Rocky Mountain National Park Adams Falls. Tunnel View. Diamond Beach, Iceland. West Virginia as viewed from Spruce Knob. Austrian Alps. Golden Gate Bridge from Mount Tamalpais. Glacier Peak in Baker-Snoqualmie National Forest in Washington State. Rainbow in Middle Earth (New Zealand, near Lake Pukaki. Pombas Islet - Baleal, Portugal. Milky Way over Bryce Canyon. Lake Superior Sunrise. Northern California Mountains. Piton de la Fournaise. Ocean Drive. Sunrise at Garden of the Gods in Colorado Springs, CO. The French Alps. Longjiang Bridge, one of the highest bridges in the world. Worker in upper right corner for scale. Lake Tahoe Minimalism, Bonsai Rock. Twilight on the Oregon coast. Lower Antelope Canyon. Canyonlands National Park. Short Beach, NY. Mesa Arch, Canyonlands National Park, UT. Utah Zion National Park Wide Angle. Click for slightly wider.

Diamond Beach, Iceland. Mount Shasta. Mount St. Helens, WA. Bogata forest, Romania. "The City Tempest" Jeremy Mann, Oil on Panel, 2013. Kofa Mountains, Arizona. Vik, Iceland. El Matador Beach - Malibu, CA. Twin Falls, WA. New dawn, Bombo Quarry NSW Australia. Chicago Botanical Garden. Two minutes of logs in a stream. Gates of the Valley. Rapanui [Shag] Rock near Sumner, New Zealand. Joshua Tree long exposure night. Snow Morning Sunrise somewhere in the Eastern Sierras. Watson's Bay, Sydney, Australia. Moscow and the Moskva river. Grand Prismatic Sprint, Yellowstone. Evening light in the Canadian Rockies. Somewhere on the coast of Australia. Kairaki Beach, Canterbury, New Zealand. Dream Lake. Rocky Mountain National Park, Colorado, USA. Yosemite’s Natural Firefall - Yosemite, CA. Lake Superior ice, Bete Grise Bay. Sossusvlei, Namibia. Coronet Peak, Queenstown, NZ. View along the Pacific Coastal Highway. Big Sur, CA. Dingle Peninsula, Ireland. Ferris Wheel, Global Village in Dubai. The Chugach Mountains of Alaska. Laramie, Wyoming. Lake Pehoé while hiking the "W" Circuit in Torres del Paine National Park, Chile, with Los Cuernos (The Horns) in the background. Mt. Hood, Oregon. Easedale Tarn, Grasmere, Lake District, England. An Unknown Mountain In Alaska. San Martio, Badia, Italy. Star Trails with Denver's Light Pollution. Elowah Falls. Jasper national park, AB. Mr. Fairweather, Alaska. Pool room, Blue Spring Cave, White County, Tennessee. Terrace, British Columbia. Eiger, Mönch, and Jungfrau. Morro Rock, Morro Bay, CA. Färnebofjärden National Park, Sweden. The Northern Lights seen from Kiruna, Sweden. Click for comically larger.

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Just lost my shit talking to some poor lady who works for the power company. I've been paying two sets of power bills since my father died in 2000. One is for the house where I (duh) live. The other is for his two barns, which were part of his business. They use basically zero electricity. In the 2000s, I paid less than a dollar a month to power them @ 0 KwH. Now, thanks to the de-regulation of the MA energy market, it's over $10. National Grid is after me because there's been zero usage on the barns for over 6 mos and they think there's something wrong with the meter. After an, ahem, spirited conversation with two different reps I arranged to cut power to the fucking barns. My next goal is to switch power companies, which something we can do now in the dystopian future of scenic western MA. I get a sea of junk mail from companies that offer deals that reek like cell phone providers. "Introductory rates" "low payments for 6 months" blah blah blah. I want to see the world burn. I think actually it is. It was nearly 70º in February.

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Slow day in .ru

Proper use of a selfie stick. Has science gone too far? Suicide's Drum Machine on top. Grand Canyon, AZ. Frozen Air Bubbles Trapped in Ice at Abraham Lake, AB, Canada. U.S. Virgin Islands. San Luis Reservoir CA. The Elevator Shaft, Oahu. Ainhoa, in the French Pays Basque. Pfeiffer Beach, Big Sur, CA. Siuslaw National Forest, Oregon. Eibsee, Germany. Stockholm. The first prototype and first Concorde to fly, caught the exact moment it clips past the corona of an annular eclipse of the sun. Geirangerfjord in Norway. Totengrund, Lüneburger Heide, Germany. Mount Mansfield, Stowe, Vermont. Milky Way from Rocky Mountain National Park. The Shadow of K2, projected into China. Island of Skye. Oceano Dunes SVRA, CA. Watlowes Dry Valley, Yorkshire Dales, England. Humantay Lake, Peru. West Matukituki River, Wanaka, New Zealand. The two Lebanon mountain ranges in winter. Lake Hawea, New Zealand. Gjende, Norway. Overlooking the Bow River Valley, Banff, Canada. Mobius Arch, CA at night with bonus Mt. Whitney. This is Geiranger, Norway. Epping Forest, UK. Bear Creek Falls, Oregon. Horseshoe Bend, AZ. Mountain lake, Stord, Norway. Salzburg, Austria. Star Trails, Clarkston UT. Hampton, CT Night Sky. Hida, Japan. Mesa Arch in Canyonlands National Park in Utah. Shiprock, NM. Michigan Upper Peninsula Paniri Volcano, Chile. Stars in the Sahara Desert. Click for ludicrously wider.

No lip syncing here.

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"It's 1981, we have all this video editing technology, no idea what to do with it, and we're still high AF from that buzz we caught in the 70s." "...and we really were high as an absolute MFer in the 70s." (This post contains spoilers of what's going to happen in future Test Tones. Not this week or even necessarily the following one. Now you have some idea of what my brain's been chewing on.)