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NSFW, WTF version.

^^ Ew.

Went to the dentist and got a night guard fitted, so I don't grind the shit out of my teeth. When I got home, the package of 100 velcro cable ties I ordered from Amazon had arrived. I proceeded to spend the next 3 1/2 hours (ya rly) coiling, sorting and stowing cables. Right now I have four large tubs: pro audio (XLR, 1/4" and a few RCAs); video (composite, S-video, component, HDMI, DVI); computer (CAT5, CAT6, FW400, FW800, USB, some SCSI cables I really should scrap); home audio (RCA and XLR in excess, plus a optical digital) and power (endless IECs of various types.) Now I need to get these tubs out of my effing kitchen and drop my car off at the mechanic. Tomorrow will be

Agile_birthday, happy one!

Then who'd be the bread winner? ...I'll get my coat.

It's a skull cake. Chocolate sauce.

Ah, so.

^^ IDGI.

Damn, dude. That might be the best pic you've posted ...ever.

A professor gives his physiology class a spot quiz. One question he asks is, "What part of the human anatomy expands to ten times its normal size during periods of intense emotion and excitement?" He picks a rather overdressed girl in the front row to answer it. "Miss Callahan!" The indicated girl, who heard the question, stammers with some embarrassment: "Professor, I'd rather not answer that question." The professor says, "That's all right, Miss Callahan, you don't need to answer it. Is there anyone present who can answer it?" He notes an interested face in the back of the classroom. "Mr. Hawkins!" Hawkins says, "Yes, Professor, it is the pupil of the eye that expands to ten times its normal size during periods of emotion and excitement." The professor says, "That is correct, Mr. Hawkins." Then he turns to Miss Callahan. He says, "Young lady, two things are obvious from your reaction to this question. One, you haven't studied this week's assignment; and Two, I'm afraid marriage is going to be a tremendous disappointment to you.