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Nevermind, I sorted it out. I ended up having to make a sodding hotmail account in order to get it to work. The Microsoft of 2010 is no less retarded than the one I dealt with in the 1990s. I did manage to get a 99 cent copy of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. out of them however.

Edit: the longer version.

I need to make a Windows Live account, but the site is claiming that all 3 of my email addresses are already assigned to accounts. When I try the password reset feature, it loops back to the login page. The Windows Live login pages leads to an XBox Live support page help page (are these services the same thing?) The XBox contact page has a 1-800 number, but all of its voice prompts are for XBox related services. I realize this is Microsoft I'm dealing with here, but does anyone know a contact # where I can reach MS and get a Windows Live account set up?

Ever time I hear the name "Julian Assange" I keep thinking of this Eddie Izzard routine:

Crikey, I would normally never post gore in this thread, but this is some crazy (and cautionary) shit from April of 2007: Tulsa - A Broken Arrow man was killed early Tuesday morning after a motorcycle accident on Highway 169 near 81st Street . Witnesses say the cyclist was going faster than 100 miles per hour when he crashed into the back of a semi truck between 81st and 91st Street at about one o'clock Tuesday morning. Investigators say evidence shows the cyclist was going about 120 miles per hour at the time of the impact. It took the truck driver more than a quarter of a mile to come to a stop. When he did, he stepped out of his rig and found the motorcyclist dead at the back of the truck. "The truck driver was not hurt," says Captain Matt Kirkland. "He said that the impact was so strong that he thought he was hit from behind by another truck." Officers said there was no indication that drugs or alcohol played a factor in the accident. Motorcycle Hits Semi-Truck (Graphic) - CBR Forum - Enthusiast forums for Honda CBR Owners Don't click on the above link unless you're okay with seeing a dead body. Having a slightly sick sense of humor will help.

Tony Hawk's lesser-known sidekicks, Tony Budgie and Tony 'Keet.

Worth seeing full size if the board resizes it.

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Westinghouse T91001-Outlet Valet, which will hopefully solve the Blackberry/iPod/laptop tangle that exists next to my bed.

I hear SuckItALO products are significantly better. Even if they're made in the sweatshops of Communist Seacoastistan.