Knuckledragger

My friend bought a dog from a blacksmith... As soon as it got home, it made a bolt for the door.

Bonus WTF, utterly NSFW. Seriously, the peen-phobic should not click. You have been warned.

I just bought Traktor Pro. Again. This time from B&H. Academic Superstore dicked me around for two effing weeks before finally admitting they won't have a copy of Traktor to ship until the end of the month (I need it for Sunday the 10th.) 6 minutes on the phone with B&H and I'll have a copy by Thursday. B&H rules, as per usual. Academic Superstore fellates rabid goats.

F Stop Watch

The mayor of Reykjavik, Iceland, just tattooed the city's logo on his forearm: How is that?

Imgur is 503ing and 502ing (next up is a pair of Levi's) so it's the 'Tube for now: Surfing in Bullet Time, made with Canon 5D Mk IIs.

^^ The above has been shooped silly in the last few days. To wit:

snopes.com: SUV Impaled on Guardrail