Helped out my friend Steve, who showed up earlier than I expected him.
Developed a nasty headache.
Politely declined to attend a trip to the strip club with my housemate, the other Steve, and a bunch of the diner staff.
Completely and utterly failed to rewire this gorgeous art deco lamp/sculpture. I am sad and defeated, and my fingers are killing me. I might have to enlist the help of a professional, if I can find one.