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Aimless birthday, Happy1!

OWW MY ASS.

120 SPEED PILLS, meaning I will be free of ADD symptoms for another month. ...and if you believe that, I have a cryo-treated bridge I want to sell you. 5 watt bulb shaped CFL. It's supposed to be equivalent to a 25W incandescent, but I find it throws almost as much light as a 40W. I stuck my nose in the liquor store and saw Ardbeg 10, but no Uigeadail, so I resisted.

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Happye Birthdaye!

OMG PEEN.

Yesterday I did a recycling run, bought groceries, went to the bank, bought an area rug, a case of organic coffee soda (So. Good.) and a couple lampshades. I came home, watched the end of The Big Lebowski and got a TXT from a friend. Last night was the 13th anniversary party for the local goth night. It's not exactly my scene, but I decided to go anyway. I was there way back in '96, and I went to the 10th anniversary party (which was bonkers) and last night was comparatively tame. The music was better than previous years, mostly because the night's promoter canned the former head DJ sometime last year. It was largely a personality conflict (they're both raging asshats) but the loss of his DJing was a net gain for everyone else. I ran into my friend Felicia, whom I've known for 20 years, but hadn't seen since she got married. She was rather drunk but appeared to be having a good time. As an aside, I finally figured out how to link to Flickr images without vBulletin munching the links. (Duhh) just remove the trailing slash from the URL.