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Knuckledragger

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  1. Holy shit, I just found out about this. I've been a fan of Carlin since I was about 13, and heard this rant from What Am I Doing in New Jersey? (Parental discretion advised) I really haven't seen this many people in one place since they took the group photographs of all the criminals and law-breakers in the Ronald Reagan administration. [laughter] Yeah! Yeah! 225 of 'em so far! 225 different people in the Ronald Reagan administration have either quit, been fired, been arrested, indicted, or convicted of either breaking the law or violating the Ethics Code! 225 of 'em! And Edwin Meese alone... [laughter] Edwin Meese alone has been investigated by three separate Special Prosecutors and there's a fourth one waiting for him in Washington right now. Three separate Special Prosecutors have had to look into the activities of the Attorney General, and the Attorney General is the nation's leading law enforcement officer! [laughter] See that's what you've got to remember, this is the Ronald Reagan administration we're talking about. These are the Law and Order people! These are the people who are against street crime! They want to put street criminals in jail to make life safer for the business criminals! [laughter, cheers] Yeah! They're against street crime, provided that street isn't Wall Street. [laughter] And the Supreme Court decided about a year ago that it's all right to put people in jail now if we just think they're going to commit a crime. It's called preventive detention. All you've got to do now is just think they're going to commit a crime. Well if we'd known this seven or eight years ago we could have put a bunch of these Republican motherfuckers directly into prison [laughter, cheers] Yeah! put 'em in the joint where they belong and we could have saved the expense of putting these pin-headed assholes on trial. [laughter] Another thing you gotta remember is these are the people elected with the help of the Moral Majority. Elected with the help of the Moral Majority and -- the Teamster's Union. That's a good combination. Organized Religion and Organized Crime working together to help build a better America. [laughter, cheers] They were going to get government off our backs. Yeah, but when it comes to abortion they don't mind government being in a woman's uterus, do they? [laughter] Yeah, backs are no good, but uterus is ok by them. These people call themselves Right to Lifers. Don't you love that phrase, and don't you love the way these kind of people pervert the English language? Right to Lifers? Don't you realize that most of the Right to Lifers are in favor of the death penalty, and they support the South American death squads, and they're against gun control, and they're against nuclear weapons control. When they say Right to Life they're talking about their right to decide which people should live or die. [cheers] So these right-wingers, you know, so these Reagan people, these right-wingers in general, these crypto-Fascists, they're against homosexuality, they're against pornography, they're against sex education, they're against abortion, yeah they're going to get government off your back but they're going to tell you how to live your sex life. And let me ask you this, how would they know anything about it? [laughter] Have you ever taken a look at those people? [laughter] No wonder they're afraid of their bodies, take a look at 'em! [laughter] Doesn't it strike as mildly ironic that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? [laughter, cheers] Hey, I'm the first one to say it's a great country, but it's a stra-a-ange culture. We got a strange culture. ... This is a country where tobacco kills 400,000 people a year -- so they ban artifical sweeteners! [laughter] Because a rat died! [laughter, cheers] Know what I mean? This is a place where gun store owners are given a list of stolen credit cards, but not a list of criminals and maniacs! [laughter] And now they're thinking about banning toys guns, and they're going to keep the fucking real ones!! [laughter, cheers] This is a place where alcohol ruins more lives than cancer, and everybody gets upset when some athlete gets hooked on cocaine. You know Time Magazine and Newsweek put cocaine on the cover, but they put the liquor advertisements inside the magazine. It's the old American double standard, you know say one thing and do something different. And of course the country is founded on the double standard, that's our history, we were founded on a very basic double standard. This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free. [laughter, applause] Am I right? A group of slave owners who wanted to be free. So they killed a lot of white English people, in order to continue owning their black African people, so they could wipe out the rest of the red Indian people, and move west and steal the rest of the land from the brown Mexican people, giving them a place to take off and drop their nuclear weapons on the yellow Japanese people. [laughter] You know what the motto of this country ought to be? You give us a color, we'll wipe it out! [laughter] It starts around six minutes in to this video: YouTube - George Carlin 1 of 5 "What Am I Doing In New Jersey?" [1988] and continues here: YouTube - George Carlin 2 of 5 "What Am I Doing In New Jersey?" [1988]
  2. Power Extension 1ft - Black 10x $17.20 PREMIUM 6FT Optical Toslink Cable $6.49 CAT 6 500MHz UTP 10FT Cable - Black 2x $3.44 CAT 6 500MHz UTP 7FT Cable - Black 2x $2.74 CAT 6 500MHz UTP 25FT Cable - Gray $3.56 DVI Male Digital/DVI Male Digital Dual Link 28AWG Cable - 10FT $6.94 HDMI 1.3a Category 2 Certified Cable 28AWG - 10ft w/Ferrite Cores $5.79 -- why I love monoprice
  3. James Lileks certainly had some moments of genius at the dawn of the new millennium. ISTR he got somewhat reactionary in later years. My personal favorite is the study of the effects of celery on loose elastic.
  4. It cooks, it cleans, it fights communism. What's not to like?
  5. Whoa. That thing is awesome. I want one.
  6. *sigh* I've been listening to Tom Waits for nearly 20 years now, and I've never seen him live.
  7. Huh. That KGSS DX Salty posted is different than I remember, it has an extra Stax jack.
  8. A rather nondescript chicken sandwich, that I've salvaged with some Consorzio organic BBQ sauce.
  9. Hey, that's NSF ...M? * shuts off air to Duggeh's section.
  10. Russia plumbs new depths with enema monument.
  11. I actually like Kimber ICs, and I've used Kimber speaker cable (hand terminating 8TC FTL). My only major concern about Kimber is that the don't use any strain relief and you have to careful that the components don't damage the cables. With those hideous things, you have to be careful that the cables don't damage the components.
  12. Huhuhuh, it's a "stiffening" capacitor.
  13. My Stepfather's 1986 VW Golf Diesel got 50MPG, and would get you there ...eventually. It still got 50MPG in 2003 when it had to be driven to the junkyard. It would no longer pass safety regs in MA, and it would be prohibitively expensive to fix. His 2002 Golf TDI gets 50MPG and produces 2x the HP and 3x the torque, or so it feels. The only downside I've observed thusfar is the turbos needing to be cleaned and/or replaced. I'd be in the market for a VW diesel myself, but idiot MasNoNoNoNoNoNosetts doesn't allow the sale of diesel passenger cars anymore.
  14. Keep the kitty away from those!
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