I thought Jeff was more a RED kind of guy
http://www.red.com/
http://www.red.com/store/cameras
Is Jeff all about the 8K, though?
http://www.theverge.com/2016/8/2/12349954/8k-broadcasts-start-japan-nhk
http://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2016/7/11/12148076/red-helium-8k-sensor-camera
http://www.theverge.com/2015/9/16/9335707/worlds-first-8k-tv-price-sharp
I don't think cutting myself was a deliberate decision, but nevertheless part of my finger found itself under the blade ... Hence high tech adhesives ... Etc
EDIT: I have my suspicions that *someone* may have been enjoying a cheeky biscuit, which would explain much.