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You know today was such a nice day out. Probably had the most fun today all year, got to play some whiffle ball, throw a football, play some ultimate frisbee. I think I need to move to a place that has warm weather (and long days) year round.

what.

the.

fuck?

My post didn't deserve its own thread.

I think mine did though.

You lost me.

At three minutes and four seconds after 2 AM on May 6, the time and date will be 02:03:04 05/06/07. This will never happen again.

At three minutes and four seconds after 2 AM on May 6, the time and date will be 02:03:04 05/06/07. This will never happen again.

Um...technically, it happened at least twice before, being that that "07" is short for "2007", and will probably happen again (admittedly, in about a thousand years).

It will happen again after I finish my time machine so I can cap Charlotte Bronte and save Lincoln.

Um...technically, it happened at least twice before, being that that "07" is short for "2007", and will probably happen again (admittedly, in about a thousand years).

Technically the human mind cannot grasp time lengths as vast as one thousand years.

Ergo, my claim remains unproven. Solid as a rock.

How do you know, unless you can grasp it yourself?

Unless...you're not human ! ! !

It will happen again after I finish my time machine so I can cap Charlotte Bronte and save Lincoln.

If you really had a time machine, you'd go back to 12/31/1999 and get laid as much as you could (because everyone is thinking that the world is going to end).

How do you know, unless you can grasp it yourself?

Unless...you're not human ! ! !

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd get a sports almanac.

i would bring a laser beam back to ancient times and become ruler of great britain with my laser

i would bring a laser beam back to ancient times and become ruler of great britain with my laser

i would then surround myself with buxom wenches.

i would bring a laser beam back to ancient times and become ruler of great britain with my laser

Battery-powered, presumably. (The laser, not the wenches.)

Battery-powered, presumably. (The laser, not the wenches.)

actually the laser will be powered by pure rock and roll, which presents a challenge. I have to teach the medieval minstrels to kick out a funky groove thang, much like Martin Lawrence did in his classic fish-out-of-water comedy, Black Knight.

I'd get a sports almanac.

Great Scott!

Technically the human mind cannot grasp time lengths as vast as one thousand years.

Ergo, my claim remains unproven. Solid as a rock.

Kind of like the cryo does or dosen't make a difference argument?

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happy birthday hungrych!!

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