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Augsburger

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  1. Happy Birthday Grahame!
  2. I have been waiting for Jeff to start wine collecting and Japanese chef knife collecting but so far nothing... 😔
  3. An old man lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard - too hard to dig up. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up the garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. L
  4. So to start the new year off I went for a morning chilly bike ride. Since I am really out of shape I struggled as we climbed a mild 8% hill. I noticed a group of people standing outside a building waiting for something and then noticed more people milling around in their parking lot as I slowly passed by struggling with the climb. As I passed the group of perhaps 30-40 people I noticed the sign..."COVID Testing Clinic" Shit fire, I just rode past a group of 30+people all who have or suspect they have COVID. I blame Brent.
  5. Due to COVID quarantine I am about finished with my Netflix, HULU, Amazon Video and HBO watch list so I am volunteering to assist you with your research. I am pretty good at counting now.
  6. Almost as bad,,,Samsung Galaxy. I continue to resist the dark side Apple
  7. Nice change of scenery. Last year we had brushfire smoke blocking the view, today we have this. Hard to believe we are in the Los Angeles suburbs.
  8. I suspect Nashville was Brent's residual karma.
  9. Venmo me $100 and I will give you the access code. It was only the winning Lotto numbers anyway.
  10. The year, 2004. The Dow closed at 10,783, the S&P 500 at 1,211 and we had this- It Was A Very Good Year...For Ballers
  11. Checked all the windows were securely closed and patio doors secured because people three miles away had this unexpected visitor. Hello, can I come in?
  12. Jeffy, I has now been 28 hours since your post so in typical Headcase fashion you are due for an upgrade. Headcase approved
  13. No1 is not good for kitchen knife blades and no2 is way overkill.
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