Pretzel Haiku

[thrice]

Yep, I'm bored at work

So how about some pretzels

Churros suck like Bose

Tasty, doughy treat

Warm and soft with salt and beer

Kind of like your mom

[n_maher]

Bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

You talkin' bout my mom!?!?!

[thrice]

Millett boy breaks rules

Please respond with a haiku

pretzels pretzels pret......

[mjg]

pretzels taste delicious

head-fi nipples twisted

fuck shit ass poop fart

[n_maher]

I like salt.

Pretzles are so good.

Eat them, yum.

[Dusty Chalk]

Lights off, TV on;

Don't notice when shit explodes;

but loud when film soft.

[mjg]

Lights off, TV on;

Don't notice when shit explodes;

but loud when film soft.

you're poem should be about pretzels.

douche bag.

[Dusty Chalk]

Actually, it was. Ask anyone who's ever watched a movie with me -- thrice? Hirsch?

You...you...douche water waste, you.

[thrice]

Trouble with the rules

Dusty Chalk's post is OK

Let's stay on pretzel*

*I cleverly substituted the word pretzel for topic in an effort to be both witty and correct. I know the swap isn't that clever but pretzel all y'all in the pretzelhole if you don't like it. I'll pretzel you up good you motherpretzelers.

[mjg]

You...you...douche water waste, you.

wow man, that was uncalled for!

[mjg]

btw,

i will use pretzels to destroy all who stand in my way.

continue the pretzel entertainment!

[thrice]

You...you...douche water waste, you.

Wow dude that is harsh

perhaps douche "runoff" would be better

keep the pretzels clean

[Dusty Chalk]

wow man, that was uncalled for!

MJG insults;

Cries when insulted in kind;

Not gonna 'pol'gize

No, seriously dude, I hope you know that when we trade quips, it's nothing personal. I certainly take it as the humour I'm sure it's intended as, when you call me "sausage" and such. I was just trying to hit lower than "douche bag", perhaps I sunk a little too low, but think of where the bar was set, and who set it.

[mjg]

MJG insults;

Cries when insulted in kind;

Not gonna 'pol'gize

No, seriously dude, I hope you know that when we trade quips, it's nothing personal. I certainly take it as the humour I'm sure it's intended as, when you call me "sausage" and such. I was just trying to hit lower than "douche bag", perhaps I sunk a little too low, but think of where the bar was set, and who set it.

I know you were kidding... what a douche bag for trying to apologize.

hehe lighten up fella. i'm a big boy and i can take a joke... but you got nothing on me foolio.

btw, your gay. sausages are your friends.

[thrice]

Hey sausage douche bags

Take your sausage love love away

Viva la pretzels!!!!!!

[acs236]

No pretzled bread, eh?

I see you're a Churro Man.

See you in hell, Bitch.

[aerius]

I ate a pretzel

It gave me diarrhea

Pretzels fucking suck

[Dusty Chalk]

Nice backpedal there

Sausage fact'ry floor sweepings

You still crybaby

[mjg]

dusty drinks urine

pretzels own his ass proper

david hasselhoff

[thrice]

pretzel ass proper

sounds like your mom is busy

with dusty's sausage

[mjg]

once, twice, thrice the price

dustys mom costs per swallow

the fine pretzel treat

[hirsch]

Dusty Chalk and pretzels

sound like a garbage disposal.

Loud-ass combo.

[hungrych]

How could I miss this

Pretzels are the best evar

Shut up mjg

[Nanoha]

Pretzels are life source

Life source is happy soul food

Soul food is awesome

[thrice]

movie quotes are fun

substitute the word pretzel

and make it funny

"Frankly my pretzel, I don't give a damn"

The pretzel is the spice, the spice is the pretzel"

"But I was going to go into Tashi Station and pick up some pretzel converters"

"GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING PRETZELS OFF MY MUTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!!!"