April 14, 200620 yr comment_5736 Yep, I'm bored at work So how about some pretzels Churros suck like Bose Tasty, doughy treat Warm and soft with salt and beer Kind of like your mom Report
April 14, 200620 yr Author comment_5740 Millett boy breaks rules Please respond with a haiku pretzels pretzels pret...... Report
April 14, 200620 yr comment_5741 pretzels taste delicious head-fi nipples twisted fuck shit ass poop fart Report
April 14, 200620 yr comment_5747 Lights off, TV on; Don't notice when shit explodes; but loud when film soft. Report
April 14, 200620 yr comment_5748 Lights off, TV on; Don't notice when shit explodes; but loud when film soft. you're poem should be about pretzels. douche bag. Report
April 14, 200620 yr comment_5749 Actually, it was. Ask anyone who's ever watched a movie with me -- thrice? Hirsch? You...you...douche water waste, you. Report
April 14, 200620 yr Author comment_5751 Trouble with the rules Dusty Chalk's post is OK Let's stay on pretzel* *I cleverly substituted the word pretzel for topic in an effort to be both witty and correct. I know the swap isn't that clever but pretzel all y'all in the pretzelhole if you don't like it. I'll pretzel you up good you motherpretzelers. Report
April 14, 200620 yr comment_5753 You...you...douche water waste, you. wow man, that was uncalled for! Report
April 14, 200620 yr comment_5755 btw, i will use pretzels to destroy all who stand in my way. continue the pretzel entertainment! Report
April 14, 200620 yr Author comment_5757 You...you...douche water waste, you. Wow dude that is harsh perhaps douche "runoff" would be better keep the pretzels clean Report
April 14, 200620 yr comment_5762 wow man, that was uncalled for!MJG insults; Cries when insulted in kind; Not gonna 'pol'gize No, seriously dude, I hope you know that when we trade quips, it's nothing personal. I certainly take it as the humour I'm sure it's intended as, when you call me "sausage" and such. I was just trying to hit lower than "douche bag", perhaps I sunk a little too low, but think of where the bar was set, and who set it. Report
April 14, 200620 yr comment_5764 MJG insults; Cries when insulted in kind; Not gonna 'pol'gize No, seriously dude, I hope you know that when we trade quips, it's nothing personal. I certainly take it as the humour I'm sure it's intended as, when you call me "sausage" and such. I was just trying to hit lower than "douche bag", perhaps I sunk a little too low, but think of where the bar was set, and who set it. I know you were kidding... what a douche bag for trying to apologize. hehe lighten up fella. i'm a big boy and i can take a joke... but you got nothing on me foolio. btw, your gay. sausages are your friends. Report
April 14, 200620 yr Author comment_5771 Hey sausage douche bags Take your sausage love love away Viva la pretzels!!!!!! Report
April 14, 200620 yr comment_5773 No pretzled bread, eh? I see you're a Churro Man. See you in hell, Bitch. Report
April 15, 200620 yr comment_5808 Nice backpedal there Sausage fact'ry floor sweepings You still crybaby Report
April 15, 200620 yr comment_5810 dusty drinks urine pretzels own his ass proper david hasselhoff Report
April 15, 200620 yr Author comment_5824 pretzel ass proper sounds like your mom is busy with dusty's sausage Report
April 15, 200620 yr comment_5830 once, twice, thrice the price dustys mom costs per swallow the fine pretzel treat Report
April 16, 200620 yr comment_5884 Dusty Chalk and pretzels sound like a garbage disposal. Loud-ass combo. Report
April 16, 200620 yr comment_5886 Pretzels are life source Life source is happy soul food Soul food is awesome Report
April 17, 200620 yr Author comment_5893 movie quotes are fun substitute the word pretzel and make it funny "Frankly my pretzel, I don't give a damn" The pretzel is the spice, the spice is the pretzel" "But I was going to go into Tashi Station and pick up some pretzel converters" "GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING PRETZELS OFF MY MUTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!!!" Report
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