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Pretzel Haiku

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Yep, I'm bored at work

So how about some pretzels

Churros suck like Bose >:D

Tasty, doughy treat

Warm and soft with salt and beer

Kind of like your mom

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Millett boy breaks rules

Please respond with a haiku

pretzels pretzels pret......

pretzels taste delicious

head-fi nipples twisted

fuck shit ass poop fart

Lights off, TV on;

Don't notice when shit explodes;

but loud when film soft.

you're poem should be about pretzels.

douche bag.

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Trouble with the rules

Dusty Chalk's post is OK

Let's stay on pretzel*

*I cleverly substituted the word pretzel for topic in an effort to be both witty and correct. I know the swap isn't that clever but pretzel all y'all in the pretzelhole if you don't like it. I'll pretzel you up good you motherpretzelers.

You...you...douche water waste, you.

wow man, that was uncalled for!

btw,

i will use pretzels to destroy all who stand in my way.

continue the pretzel entertainment!

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You...you...douche water waste, you.

Wow dude that is harsh

perhaps douche "runoff" would be better

keep the pretzels clean O0

wow man, that was uncalled for!

MJG insults;

Cries when insulted in kind;

Not gonna 'pol'gize

No, seriously dude, I hope you know that when we trade quips, it's nothing personal. I certainly take it as the humour I'm sure it's intended as, when you call me "sausage" and such. I was just trying to hit lower than "douche bag", perhaps I sunk a little too low, but think of where the bar was set, and who set it.

MJG insults;

Cries when insulted in kind;

Not gonna 'pol'gize

No, seriously dude, I hope you know that when we trade quips, it's nothing personal. I certainly take it as the humour I'm sure it's intended as, when you call me "sausage" and such. I was just trying to hit lower than "douche bag", perhaps I sunk a little too low, but think of where the bar was set, and who set it.

I know you were kidding... what a douche bag for trying to apologize.

hehe lighten up fella. i'm a big boy and i can take a joke... but you got nothing on me foolio.

btw, your gay. sausages are your friends.

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Hey sausage douche bags

Take your sausage love love away

Viva la pretzels!!!!!!

No pretzled bread, eh?

I see you're a Churro Man.

See you in hell, Bitch.

I ate a pretzel

It gave me diarrhea

Pretzels fucking suck

dusty drinks urine

pretzels own his ass proper

david hasselhoff

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pretzel ass proper

sounds like your mom is busy

with dusty's sausage

once, twice, thrice the price

dustys mom costs per swallow

the fine pretzel treat

Dusty Chalk and pretzels

sound like a garbage disposal.

Loud-ass combo.

Pretzels are life source

Life source is happy soul food

Soul food is awesome

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movie quotes are fun

substitute the word pretzel

and make it funny

"Frankly my pretzel, I don't give a damn"

The pretzel is the spice, the spice is the pretzel"

"But I was going to go into Tashi Station and pick up some pretzel converters"

"GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING PRETZELS OFF MY MUTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!!!"

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