April 14, 200620 yr Yep, I'm bored at work So how about some pretzels Churros suck like Bose Tasty, doughy treat Warm and soft with salt and beer Kind of like your mom
April 14, 200620 yr Author Millett boy breaks rules Please respond with a haiku pretzels pretzels pret......
April 14, 200620 yr Lights off, TV on; Don't notice when shit explodes; but loud when film soft. you're poem should be about pretzels. douche bag.
April 14, 200620 yr Actually, it was. Ask anyone who's ever watched a movie with me -- thrice? Hirsch? You...you...douche water waste, you.
April 14, 200620 yr Author Trouble with the rules Dusty Chalk's post is OK Let's stay on pretzel* *I cleverly substituted the word pretzel for topic in an effort to be both witty and correct. I know the swap isn't that clever but pretzel all y'all in the pretzelhole if you don't like it. I'll pretzel you up good you motherpretzelers.
April 14, 200620 yr btw, i will use pretzels to destroy all who stand in my way. continue the pretzel entertainment!
April 14, 200620 yr Author You...you...douche water waste, you. Wow dude that is harsh perhaps douche "runoff" would be better keep the pretzels clean
April 14, 200620 yr wow man, that was uncalled for!MJG insults; Cries when insulted in kind; Not gonna 'pol'gize No, seriously dude, I hope you know that when we trade quips, it's nothing personal. I certainly take it as the humour I'm sure it's intended as, when you call me "sausage" and such. I was just trying to hit lower than "douche bag", perhaps I sunk a little too low, but think of where the bar was set, and who set it.
April 14, 200620 yr MJG insults; Cries when insulted in kind; Not gonna 'pol'gize No, seriously dude, I hope you know that when we trade quips, it's nothing personal. I certainly take it as the humour I'm sure it's intended as, when you call me "sausage" and such. I was just trying to hit lower than "douche bag", perhaps I sunk a little too low, but think of where the bar was set, and who set it. I know you were kidding... what a douche bag for trying to apologize. hehe lighten up fella. i'm a big boy and i can take a joke... but you got nothing on me foolio. btw, your gay. sausages are your friends.
April 14, 200620 yr Author Hey sausage douche bags Take your sausage love love away Viva la pretzels!!!!!!
April 15, 200620 yr once, twice, thrice the price dustys mom costs per swallow the fine pretzel treat
April 17, 200620 yr Author movie quotes are fun substitute the word pretzel and make it funny "Frankly my pretzel, I don't give a damn" The pretzel is the spice, the spice is the pretzel" "But I was going to go into Tashi Station and pick up some pretzel converters" "GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING PRETZELS OFF MY MUTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!!!"
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