The Monkey

Yes. That's what she said.

I am at the registration desk. Someone please bring me a beer.

You can nap at registration from 12-3.

I am up and my head is not pleased about it. Accordingly, I will be going back to sleep. I will be at the Registration desk from 12-3. I will need a drink during that time. Jacob, did you make it?

Jacob, what's your eta?

Is he breathing?

Dude. Drive. Now.

Back in KG's room.

For starters, I am in Gilmore's room drinking fine whiskey. 518.

Use this thread to tell me (and others) just where the fuck you are.

Drinking fine whiskey.

We've arrived. They are bringing us beer. I like it here.

I'm hungry.

Taxiing at ORD. Gene, Vicki?

Somehow forgot to sync my fucking movie. Fffuuuuuu

In the air. Drinking a beer. About to watch a movie. Good.

Is it possible that this is what google wave is for?

AA FLT 329 arriving at 2:30.

I think it's time for him to listen to the beautiful beautiful music.

The entire series of The Wire is an Amazon Gold Box item today.

In car headed to LGA. And so it begins.

Bringing Little Monkey to school, then finishing packing, then mad dash to airport.

Still bummed we won't see you, Mike. But we'll knock back a couple on your behalf. Have a great vacation!

I'm the guy telling you what's good enough.

Jin's impressions from the Apple Store are good enough for you.